LMAO!! What secret?????

Endings...

The names scroll down as the film does end,
I rented it out with the money i spend.
So sad and romantic, so funny but pure,
The ending to the film was the best im sure.
He told her he loved her, as he died in the street,
She was lying roses at the soles of his feet.
I nearly had tears, at the end of this show,
At shot to his heart was the fatal blow.
Some endings are great, and some are sad,
Some are so good, and some are so bad.

Endings endings endings, some are the same...
But one thing they all do is show us the names.

Yayyyyyyyyyy gud one Ste, oh the secret about u being too drunk to leave a poem,,lol



Title Sunburnt

Wooooo love the poem Ste.....yeah that secret....just like i was too drunk 2 leav ene answers on the i spy thread

Ha Ha Stephy......Ste! Wheres me poem?? I left ya a title

Why are people leavin the theads come bacccccc

Sunburnt

Read and roar, crisp and burnt
One lesson should definately of been learnt.
The sun is hot, and burns the skin,
From the tip of the toes, to the tip of the chin.
Pain to the touch, Hard enough to sleep,
Pain enough to move, enough pain to weep.
Aftersun applied, dont rub in to hard,
Burnt by this sun, her skin is now scarred.

I once saw an advert, with a little girl on,
ANd the advert plays a creepy song.
She lays on her own, on this heated beach,
Far from the screen, out of my reach.
On this lounger, with ehr eyes closed shut,
She doesnt realise whats happening, But-
For the look, she wants this tan,
Willing to burn to look good for a man.

Ever travel online, hoping to see one face?
Looking in that one familiar place.
So close that you know when they are online,
That you know this persons regular time.
Staying for hours on the same old threads,
Sharing thoughts from your flustered head.
Finding it hard to drag yourself to bed,
Because you want to chat to this person instead.
Even though you hardly even know them at all,
Into their tangled web is where you may fall.
Just an alias you know of this person on here,
But still you feel close, so snug and so near.
Some people even get so close, that they talk privately rude,
Swapping fantasies, and being so crude.
Do you wish that it was just you two,
And you could just chat away like you always do?
Such much emotion, over just one screen,
The most strenuous thing that i've ever seen.

Wow! That last one got me Ste Its quite scary cos, oh its just scary

Title:Lemonade

lmao scary?

Lemonade

Fizz goes the icecube as it drops in the drink,
Into the glass i just got out the sink.
Clear with bubbles, so tasty and true,
Im sure ive drank, and i bet you have too.
It comes in a bottle, or even a can,
You can even get it in a lolly from the icecream man.
So refreshing, the hint of lemon inside,
The sheer joy of the taste i just cannot hide.
You can have it with vodka, or other things too,
I drink so much lemonade when i feel blue.
Schweppes is the best, the best you can get,
Its one single taste i will never forget.
So on a hot day like this, i like to sit in the shade,
And drink a nice cold refreshing, glass of lemonade.

Wooooo woooooo Ste great as per usual




(scarily true!!!)

(scarily true? Do tell more paula!)

*Tuts* lmao! Its true the way you can meet ppl online and feel like you know them and get addicted, staying up til all hours talking and laffing


Title:Stellaman (wonder where he is?)

Stellaman (wonder where he is?)

Stella, stella, stella, where have you gone,
You have been missing from here for far too long.
With your hillarious jokes, and talk about beer,
Always a laugh when stella is here.
But hes gone on a bender, just vanished we see,
And the girls are worried, this i tell thee:
If ye doe not return, thou shall hast much talk,
About where thou went, and where thou didst walk.

Are you asleep in a bush? Under a bench?
Crawled into bed with a saucy young wench?
I reckon hes in bed - with the weekend just away,
And i reckon he'll be back in a day.
So come on mate, return an i'll get you a drink,
Coz all these girlies here are at their tempers brink!

LMAO! Woo Woo Il have to tell Stell to read that Ste, that was Fab!!

Title:Stephy

woooo love em all Ste...that one about Stell if fab...


ooooo gd title

last few days i been having problems with my internet connection and the speed of my comp
so the title it
: internet

Gud aint the footy?These poems

Internet...

When i think of the internet i think Bill Gates,
A web where i can talk to all my mates.
Send emails and surf sites, have su much fun,
A spectacuar thing, great sites bar none.
With games and info, and books and jokes,
With pictures of women and famous blokes.
The internet could be the best invenion ever,
That gates bloke must be pretty clever.

But sometimes the net can run a bit slow,
And you get so mad, frustrated- you know.
And pop ups can invade your little screen,
Advertising things i thought that id never see.
The worst thing about the net is the viruses online,
Just invading your space, without a warning sign.
But if it weren't for the net, we wouldnt all be here,
SO lets enjoy our time, a crack open a beer.

where was my poem about me

Good poem tho ste

Oh woops! Sorry stephy!

Stephy...

I knw her a girl on here whos bybbly and bright,
And she blesses the forums with so much delight.
From the town of grimsby comes our girl steph,
And when she makes me laugh i run out of breath.
She sails on the cruise, and sleeps for days,
But contributes in her special ways.
Always online to stick on a post,
Guessing more correct puzzle answers than most.
You can count on steph to always be here,
Whether its to have a joke or drink some beer.
And she always has the best BBQ,
Serving great food for me and for you.
We have a good laugh on this here very site,
And i know she'll be here on this summery night.
So raise up your drink, and thanks steph once more,
Because without her here, it would be such a bore.