yeh it is but, its our home town we should be proud
COD HEAD TILL I DIE! lol

Ste?? come on! u have a title lol

Grimsby

Grimsby i have never been,
And inside the city i have never seen.
I think it may be a bit down south,
And i heard people from there have a lot of mouth.

But on funky pool i have to mates,
Two who think this thread is great.
This poem is hard, and the time is late,
Tomorrow would be better, a nice clean slate.

So grimsby, is it good for a night out?
Is it full of the true british lout?
But it must be pleasant as steph lives there,
And says its a place anyone could bear.

And footy hooligan, lives in the same place too,
Im sure that theres so much to do.
So maybe one day, i will travel down,
And see what goes on in this quiet town.
Im sure that it is full of fun,
And everything there must surely be done.

haha! thats classic, considering you haven't been there you sure got a decent poem there!, but theres only two problems 1. it's a city
n 2. it ant quite thats 4 sur lol
but part from that the poem is spot on as usual

Its big enuff 2 be a city footy

but yeah Ste great poem

Footy his poems are ALWAYS spot on!!! well done Ste i need ya to leave me one to make me smile today tho. You pik the title

Awww yeah she was annoyed last night....ure ok now tho aint ya paula??

Yep i am hun thankyou


But i might cry again if Ste doesnt huury up

Drunk as a Skunk

Last night was such a heavy blurr,
But its the same thing every friday, as per.
A few pints here, and a few more there,
Losing inhibitions without having a care.
Sinking one pint, then down goes another,
Im like a scret alchi spyman, whos undecover.
So a wobble up tot he bar, and give her my change,
Then another wobble back, i must look so strange.
I might tumble into a taxi, and get myself home,
For when i've had a drink im accident prone.
Sorry mate, i'll buy you another, (so many times)
Im sat here now still wobbling, as i write these rhymes.
Just a pint of water, is all i'll have today,
Because last night was so heavy, and i dont wanna feel that way.

awwwwwww ste *hugs* good one

Last night i had one to many
Gave the barman my last penny
Said goodbye and fell into the gutter
I fell so light that i could flutter
A vodka, a beer and 5 alcopops
And so in the morning when i have my coco pops
My head starts to throb and ache
And this pain I wish it were fake
But its there and it wont go away
Never again i say to myself but then the next week
I get asked out and i say ... give it a guess
Yup i say yes
Oh well the circle of life
Try telling that to the wife

CUEY? Is that you? Gud poem anyway whoever you are lol
Oh eh Ste, bad head have ya! hahahahahaa

Still no Ste then

bk btw...

A jongle in his pocket as the man walks by,
And i see the tramp as she starts to cry.
She lays there all day in the heat of the day,
Hardly with food, shes wasting away.
'Spare some change sir?' But nothing will drop,
The peopel dont look and none of them stop.
She has rags for clothes, and scrap for food,
But still she smiles in a cheery mood.
The poor girl only 12, she was left on the street,
And many bad people she was sure to meet.
So when i walk past with a few bags in my hand,
I will see her there begging, and i stop and i stand.
I search in my pocket, and walk over her way,
And ask her how she is on that day.
I drop a pound or two, or more if i can,
And she smiles back and says im a very kind young man.
If you look at her past, the fault wasnt her own,
But now shes here on the streets, cold and alone

Awwwwwwwwww Good one Ste...wb btw

Yeah good ones

Argh! thread was at the bottom thats all ha!

and it was agen come on we need another poem....

Title.....Skip

Its only at the bottom cos ur not doing us any

well excuuuuuuuse me!

Skip...

Lets all skip, skip to the shop,
Lets all skip, until we must stop.
I like to skip, because i am a wimp,
If i skip like this, i'll soon have a limp.

Skip to the loo, skip to school,
Skip all the way, not just half, u tool!
Hold my hand, as we skip to the park,
Skipping all day, until it gets dark.

Skippy the kangaroo, he likes to skip,
But now hes so old, all he does is kip.
Im a little tired, so this isnt that good,
I skipped through the fields, but fell in the mud.