YES!!!!!! Cuey Wooooooooooooooooo thats so so gud hehe me wuv's it too *hugs*

I used to sit in class and create some fun,
Doing this by showing a drawing i'd done.
It was of a made-up man with a grizzly beard,
and sporting four eyes he did look pretty wierd.
He had buck teeth with spinach in between,
And with his dark einabrow he looked pretty mean.
With his scruffy hair and his spotty cheeks,
This picture had people giggling for weeks.
For a bit more fun i did another guy,
He was a homeless man living in a pig sty.
With three elbows and no hair, i named him bob,
And the class laughed so hard they started to sob.
He had a skinny body with no hair, and really long arms.
They dragged along the floor picking up lucky charms.
And he wore a hat, with a hole at the top,
Which was covered in poo, which made the hat flop.
He had a big nose which must have weighed a tonne,
I only drew these characters to create a little fun.

yayyyy!!!!! ste i love it well done

Title: Stuck!

stuck.....

now let me think pmsl, now that's wrong stella you cant do that lmfao

Gud one Ste awwwww i wuv them ya know


Stella!! thats evil pmfsl.........jeeeeeez trust u !

I was playing rugby
Dived for the ball then i was stuck
In the grass and the muck
With the ball i my hand i got mobbed
They stole the ball it was robbed
They made the break
So the lead they did take
I was stuck in the ground buried in the turf
With all the soil and earth
I couldn't get out
I was 4 foot down what an amzing tackle
The game sontinued regardless of me
and we lost 69 - 3

lol nice one cue.

I've had a look at a thread in the fun and games,
So many guesses by so many names.
Family fortunes, i wish les was here,
He would guess it right and i would give him a beer.
Four clues have been given, but still so tough,
And paula laughs away - she dont give a stuff.
If we dont get it soon we will all just die,
Well not to that extent but some may cry.
So some hurry up, for we all are stuck,
We need a perfect answer if we get any luck.
I wonder if swing could gather the answer in his head,
And put this ghastly puzzle away to its bed.
But well done paula, you have had us running around,
But if you tell me in secret i will give you ten pound.

Edited at 13:34 Tue 30/05/06 (BST)

woooooooooo love em both......... i will give ya ten pound too paula if u will tell meeeeeeeee

PMFSL yay on the poems...........


Title: Fortune

more poems we need moreeeeee

I sat and i watched as the answers rolled by
I had no idea so i got my family
I had clues but only four
Now it was becoming a bore
Wheels, Sunroof, Car jack ?
Now i was stuck , what the f**k
So it turned out to be a flat tyre
And so paula's a liar
Glass doesn't always cause flat tyres

PMFSL Cueyyyyyyyyyyy hahah go thru fam fort again, i said or stones!! so ha ha!! fab poem btw lol


Ste?? come on bab!! wheres your's?

Stella? oh and wheres that Squeezy??not had one from him in a while or Swing !!!

Fortune.

I was told that my right nipple was worth so much,
That it would earn a fortune, a bundle as such.
The reason for this is because he could talk,
And if he came out of the shirt i could take him for a walk.
Nice little red nipple, so handsome but shy,
Such a funny, spectacular nipple of a guy.
Living on my pectoral, a few hairs as a friend,
And if i held my phone to chest, a message he could send.
A fortune of a nipple, with a small brain for himself,
I knew straight away that he would earn me great wealth.
But if he went away, the other nip would be sad,
And when it was a cold day i would surely look bad.
So fortune or not, the nipple stays here,
Watching the football, and drinking my beer!

title plz paula or steph...

GR8 poem btw ste..as usual

Edited at 22:29 Wed 31/05/06 (BST)

PMSL that was fab but wudda been better had the title been Nipple lmaooooooo


Title: Cold

hahahahaha love em both

Gud arent they steph? lol

Come on !! Title: Cold

yep of course they are...

Cold

I hate when the water in the bath runs cold,
And the soap is drying up and starts to form a slight mould.
Gone has the warmth of the water, so good
And the logics of cold hair is then understood.
A breeze through the window, and i shudder in the bath.
I look at my reflection and i start to laugh.
Reaching for the hot tap, its slightly out of hand,
And the coldness is too much so i get up to a stand.
Gone is the plug, and the codl water runs out,
And i wrap my self in the towel, im now out of the drought.
Then the door fly's open, another cold wind to the face,
Then i climb into bed, now snug in my place.

Awww that a true one Ste aww *hugs* v gud

Stephy ur turn for a title