I know a sexy Guy
And it is I
Aka mr_cue
At pool he is quite poo
But on his day
you can't keep him at bay
Everyone loves me
Coz i can raise a smile or three
He's so clever and nice
And certainly not quiet . like mice
Oh the wonderful mr_cue







Edited at 11:13 Fri 21/04/06 (BST)

WOOOOOOOOOH paula!!!!! I cant believe you did one!!! woo woo!

awwwwwwww cheers hun, *hugs* that was brill!!!!!

*blushes* well i dont know where to look now hehe

Edited at 12:38 Fri 21/04/06 (BST)

Cue, Cue, Cue, this poem is based on you.
I always come into this thread, and laugh at the jokes you do.
If you weren't in this thread, it could get lonely and dull,
And eventually it would all die off, and the plug- we would have to pull.

So cheers mate, heres a beer,
And dont forget to keep the poems near.
Theyre short and sweet, and keep me on my feet.
And alot of them are so hard to beat .

My folks must think im wierd, chuckling on my own,
As i laugh at your threads, with the deepest tone.
Im sat here on my chair, thinking of your rhymes,
Which have made me giggle a million times.
So heres to you mate, keep going strong,
If i laugh anymore i'll probably break into song.

Edited at 12:36 Fri 21/04/06 (BST)

HAHAHAHA GR STUFF BOTH OF THEM

Ste, why u blushing???..........
Oh btw go to the very 1st page of this thread Ste and read ur 1st poem!! ha ha luv it.......u mellowed since then tho......


Title:Mellow.........

Oh how mr g has mellowed
At first he bellowed
But now his poems are deep and strong
None are to long
Why is he mellow ?
Did he turn yellow ?
O hu knows ?

That was terrible poem ! hard title tho !

hahaha paula!!! that was before i was a junkie, didnt intend on writing any after that lol.

Mellow.

Sometimes i see myself as mellow, sometimes though im not.
At lot of the time im energetic, a lot of mellow times i've forgot.
But i still remember some, just lying on the beach,
The extreme mellowness i simply couldnt teach.
With my hat pulled over my eyes, sippin on a drink,
Looking over at the next sunlounger, giving her a wink.
Listening to the sea, the waves rolling in so slow,
I could be up and running, but im mellow so il take it slow.
A spanish man confronts me, shouting a lot of bull,
Im too mellow for him, even though i could break his skull.
So il say something in french, as mellow as a melon,
And he gives me a distinct look, as if im some sort of felon.
But no, i smile, and lay back down, and cover up my face,
And let the mellowness drift me away, to an unforgiving place.

Yayyyyyyyyyy..............
U didnt answer me Ste, why was u blushing?? ha ha

hey paula, it was because u were talking bout me in a nice way, for others to read lol....anyways, hope ur okies...nother poem soon!!

Awwww its ok for ppl to see isnt it? I was Thanking you for the poems, awwwwwwww.....
I am ok thankyou...........

Title:Snooker.........

lol yh it is....we have no secrets hahaha!

snooker

All week long now, ive watched BBC two,
To watch the lads hit balls with their expensive cues.
Obvious winners, playing on the green table,
I would love to play with them, if only i was able.
Ronnie will win, he has the most natural game,
Every single year, the finals are the same.
Ronnie and murphy, williams and more,
All trying their best for the ultimate score.
147 the big break, could win them such a prize,
And no sound in the audience please, it could cause their demise.
And this week theres being complaints abouth the cloth,
And last night while i was watching it, i bumped into a moth.
So ill probably be in the club, playing a couple of games,
Having a few pints all the way, counting the number of frames.

Ha ha Snooker was on the telly when i give that title!! Very gud Mr G very gud.........

How funny was ur 1st ever poem?? Ha ha ha thats the one that got me hooked,,,,lol

lmao i know!!!! its an old rhyme we used to pass around when we were younger. lmao...

Ha Ha Ha...........oh c'mon Ste do that one again, ur very 1st poem,,pweeeeeeeze..........

lol you want me to write it again???? haha very well....

There was a young man from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
In less than an hour his di ck was a flower,
And his knackers were covered in weeds!

lmao hahaha!

PMFSL!!! I luv it!



Go on general mate...

general chat thread yes????

Yep........


Title: Footy shorts........lol

Edited at 00:41 Sat 22/04/06 (BST)

Footy shorts ,
The sweaty the smelly
like a wet welly
The long ones
The short ones
Some are wet
After playing in net
So footy shorts arent so great
Trust me one tht one mate

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha good one Cuey........

Come on Mr g we are waiting