(lmao)

Dirty dishes

I wonder how dishes feel when theyre in the sink,
Along with the cup that you used for the drinks.
While you scrub away hard, to get rid of the stain,
Do you think the scrubbing causes them pain?
Then they are dried, like a towel after the shower,
Are rubbed quite ferociously, with all of your power.
Then they are put away into a dark,lonely room,
In the little cupboard, right next to the broom.
I wonder if they think -'please dont pick me'
When you are just about ready to serve out the tea.
Are there scars after the fork has scratched on their heads,
And do they like it when you clean up the sauce with the bread.
Im sure that they hate, being used as a plate,
And have seen it all before, when their friends were smashed on the floor.

Edited at 20:11 Tue 18/04/06 (BST)

OMG PMSL! Mr G i dont know how you do them so quick ha ha. Great that one mate ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....ohh made me laff that!!

hehe was pretty comedic lol....I love doing these!!!!!!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ooooooooo i cant stop laffin hahahahahahaha

As the twilight moon shimmers through my blind,
I look for the pen that i couldnt find,
Stuttering and fumbling, i search under my bed,
Try to raise back up, and bang my head.
At least the pen was found, now i can carry on,
So i grab the A4 sheet and proceed to write a song.
Based on a woman, who is in love with her boss,
But he is married, and would result in a loss.
In the end she lures him, right on his chair,
After that one incident, he no longer cares.
A fiery affair they have, until it all goes wrong,
This is the pivotal part of the song.
His wife has an emergency, calls in at his work,
Into the office is where she does lurk.
She finds them both on the floor, and lunges a book,
Which hit him straight in the heart - his life she took.

Edited at 00:12 Wed 19/04/06 (BST)

Aww,,,,,,,,,

Title:Mates.....

Mates

I have so many mates these days, i am so glad,
And consider myself to be a popular lad.
But the most important thing -is that they are their for advice,
People who you can depend on, to help you in life.
I remember signing up on here, and was alone in my plee,
And decided to call myself Mr G.
A simple quick post is all that it took,
soon after i had made friends, i had been struck with luck.
Especially paula, steph, swing and tid,
All of the fun things that they ever did,
Will always be remembered as long as im here,
So many miles apart, but yet we're so near.
Everyday i do post, on the forums with joy,
I am myself a happy man, and not a boy.
But i still endure childish fun, on here with my mates,
At different times in the day, on different dates.

Edited at 00:40 Wed 19/04/06 (BST)

YES! thats soooooooooooooooo good

that was a really hard one that, dunno why! Lol

Love is such a fickle thing,
And in a lot of lives happiness it brings.
But oh, when it leaves right out of the blue,
A mere instant of guilt can destroy you.
The girl and i were as deep as the oceans,
Had been touched in our hearts by cupids potion.
Were inseperable at first, we were so entwined,
I couldnt picture anyone else in the back of my mind.
After half a year, things started to change,
Arguments, turmoil and no effort made.
Stubborness gloomed over, and this is so true:
She went on holiday, and i never knew.
I found out from a friend, what a fool i did look,
Could only hide my head inside a rather good book.
I decided this love must be extinguished, put to end,
Enough time and devotion, i had none left to spend.
continues...

She returned and we spoke, i told her i quit,
But the news didnt even seem to shock her one bit.
Then a sentence she said, threw my heart overboard:
''Its alright anyways, i met someone abroad'
My face stunned, as if hit in the face by the devil,
What had i done to deserve this much peril?
I had stuck with her through thick and through thin,
Through sickness and health, through joy and through sin.
We still bump into each other these days, so eerie it feels,
And for a slight second or so, my heart she still steals.
I wonder if she still thinks, of what we once had,
Her loss i hope she thinks, for i would be so glad.

Aw Mr G *hugs* Is that a real one???
In fact how many of these poems are true??
I luv them anyways true or not, am just askin....


Pool Life.Hiya *waves*.ok i got a title for you.....ready?

Pool lifes Title is....Flowers........ (u can do one too Ste..)

Edited at 12:38 Wed 19/04/06 (BST)

Lol yeah that one was a real life one that

In fact a lot of them are slightly true hehe, but some arent.....

Pool life hope ya do one mate!!!!!

Flowers
I keep having this dream, that i'm walking in a field,
And everytime i dream it my heart does yield.
So many tulips and daffodils but just one rose,
I am dressed in pyjamas, with mud between my toes.
I walk with hands to my side open, feeling the plants,
I grab the rose and put it down the back of my pants.
Then as i get to the end, another field appears,
I have been having this dream for nearly five years.
This field full of sunflowers, so tall in their height,
I fight my way through, with all of my might.
I finally get to the centre, and there lays a girl,
And in her hand she has a rose coloured pearl.

Edited at 15:08 Wed 19/04/06 (BST)

She stands-to and puts her arms round my neck,
And on my sweet lips, she gives a quick peck.
Roses fall from the sky, as we slowly make love,
I feel the roses hit my back, and take a look above.
Then we walk hand in hand, along with a pup,
Into the sunset, and then i wake up.

'justsumgirl', here is your poem. Please don't ask for anymore.

Flowers Of The World Unite.

By A. Flower.

You pick us; you grow us, rearrange us, and then show us
Brutally plucked from the ground without a sound, just so you can make your measly pound.

So…Flowers across the world unite, sprout up now for this interflora fight
Daffodils at the front, petunias to the right, we’ll take this battle into the deadly night (shade).

And slowly dawn’s early mist clears, and the sunflower fraternity stands tall
Safe in the knowledge they will no longer be humanity’s floral fool.

The End.

That was good pool life!!! well done mate, fab!!!

You HAVE to do more now lmao!

Pool Life!!!, Im Impressed Thankyou very very very much and i wont ask you ever ever again
(you can sneak one in every now an then tho if ya want he he)

Mr G i thought some of ur's were from past experiances,aw, great they are...

Anyone else gonna do me one? Swing?Squeezy?Cuey?

Title::Money

lmao not the ones about been stood up or owt though! they not true lol. just the ones about the girl hehe.

Will do one in a min

The world of money
Can be quite funny
One minute you have some
The next you fall on your bum
And so you curse
As they take your purse
Easy come easy go
But I earned it so slow
So I got up to fight
And got a fright
It was the woman I mugged getting me back
She gave me a smack
And cursed , then she ran
I told you it was funny
Now i have no money