Govt Health warning for Wabbit Hunting

It was Easter time, the time for kids to have fun
Nasty bunnies galore, just frolicking in the sun
But this is the time, when 1_eye and Stella both grin
Its Wabbit season, and they know they're quids in.

They are hopping about all over the place
You should see the smile on old 1_eye's face
All of a sudden, a Wabbit, comes to close to bounce
1_eye loads his gun and he's ready to pounce

As 1_eye takes aim, and is ready to shoot
His gun goes off early, and he blows off his foot
He hops around screaming, shouting "please help me Stella"
Stella's on the floor laughing, saying "you're on your own fella".

The Morale of this is, beware of the bunny
Its Rampant, Evil, and not in the slightest bit funny
So if you're thinking of hunting, and doing it for fun
Make sure you get the right Wabbit, NOT the four legged one.

Stell ~x~

Edited at 16:24 Wed 13/06/07 (BST)

hahaha im PMFSLLLL at that stell

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Would someone like to explain the current wabbit obsession?

Well *ahem* Yano Ann Summers yh? Ya know girls toys yh? (pmsl) I WUV WAMPENT WABBITS and cos i told stella yh? he decided to take it upon himself to go into main every morning and find out what girl had one, its colour etc and steal it! Johny flippin one eye has a gun so he joined him!..now its pspspspspssp bang bang all over the place!!



Boys will be boys and hunt for toys OOOER! HAHA

*sings beach boys song*

goood goood gooood good vibrations

pmsl tids ur mental lmao

To my Darling little gemma (The Bobblemeister)

I just thought id sit here, and write this little piece
A poem about a girl, my wonderful niece
A girl who's so precious, in every way
She really does brighten up, my every day
But lately, she has not been very well
But she still has a smile, for her uncle Stell
She Is hurting inside, and all I can say
Is don't worry cariad, you'll be better one day
Been to see her just now, she had a bit of a wobble
But she made me laugh, when she said the word bobble
I'm close to tears writing these words
But that is because she is my whole world
None of know her, but to those who I've told
You'll never meet a braver girl, and one who's so bold.

Stell ~x~

Edited at 11:45 Thu 14/06/07 (BST)

That was fab honey *hugs*


GEMMA

I want to say this little piece
Its also for My Stella's Niece
I dont know her but i hear
She very special to someone dear
My Stella was down and i cud tell
He'd heard his Gems wasnt feeling well
He got a call rushed round to her
Cos for that child he does care
Hospital visit it was her chest
Likkle bobblemeister needed to rest
Home she went to settle down
No more games or runnin round
But she will be fine wait and see
Jumping back on uncle stells knee
So Gems i say this bit to you
Your Uncle Stell REALLY LOVES YOU



~Paula~ x


(Hugs to my Stell...she will be ok )

Edited at 11:59 Thu 14/06/07 (BST)

Awwww ty honey xx

pass me a tissue.......oh give me the whole box

(lmao tids)

Seriously though thats brill that stekla mate I hope ya niece is ok bud. ty for the poem

Edited at 13:33 Thu 14/06/07 (BST)

It was fab!


Ste u wanna title hun?

(nearly 200 pages!)

I thought I'd cheer us up, nearly two centuries now,
This thread's still alive and I dont know how.
Poems about drinking, friends and myself,
Some about disaster, loving and health.
My favourites are about music, nature and fun,
I dont know how many times I've mentioned the sun!
Anyways I'd just like to say, this thread is the best,
Its my favourite here and stays close to my chest.
I guess it keeps me going, and maybe you lot too,
It cheers me up when I feel a bit blue.
Some say I have talent, I've never thought so,
Yours are as good as mine - many, you know!
So two hundred pages, gee! What a task,
Really- writing here has sure been a blast.
And I aint stopping, I wouldn't dare quit,
If I did i'd be a right selfish git.
I hope you all carry on posting in here,
Whatever the subject - biscuits or beer.
The sentimental ones about us all I dont mind,
This thread is the thread I wont ever leave behind.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You better not either cos i wil cwy and cwy hehe....that was great Ste.




Title is...RAIN

RAIN

I wake up in bed with the sound of the rain,
The tree's all swaying, the wind howling in pain.
The beat on the window, the rivers in the street,
Young lads kicking puddles, soaking their feet.
Grass shining brightly, mud becomes soft,
Dripping above my head up in our loft.
Rain trickling in the road falling down grates,
Small raindrops dripping off registration plates.
The noise of a 'swish!' as a car drives by,
I look up at the clouds and watch them all cry.
Gutters all full, disposing of waste,
I catch the rain in my mouth and discover its taste.
My clothes soaking through, I stand amid the tress,
I feel my soul being cleansed, and drop to my knee's.
Its cold and its soaking, but I dont care,
I run my wet fingers right through my wet hair.
With a smile on my face, the clouds have had their fun,
Then they spread out to reveal the hot sun.
The heat warms my face and I soon realise,
That it wasn't the rain - there were tears in my eyes.

Edited at 13:56 Thu 14/06/07 (BST)

OMG I LOVE THAT! One of ya best



Title: flip-Flops

Thanks for that mate, she means a lot to me.........Great poem ^^^^ BTW love it !!

Oh Hey Ste...go back and read Stellas one about shower gel! It was faaaaaaaaaaab lol

brilliant poems mr.G and stell both were amazing


ill do one later dont know what it will be about tho lol and it might not be very good but hey