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15:19 Wed 2 May 07 (BST)  [Link]  
SWING! OMG Thankyouuuuuuuuuuuuuu *hugs* OMG i need to go find one of ur old ones...Lmao
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15:21 Wed 2 May 07 (BST)  [Link]  
ltgenswing said:
A tannoy message from the Cap'
"We've a room full of birds, that won't give you the clap,
and a keg full of beer,
that'll give you some cheer,
and vodka is always on tap"


TA DAAAAAAAAAAAA Ur first posted poem Swing over a yr ago! Lmao
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15:40 Wed 2 May 07 (BST)  [Link]  
SWING............

An anecdote, here from Stella
To say, Welcome back fella
You here for a while?
hang on , while i compile....
a welcome back rhyme
to say,its been quite some time
you were here when i started
but since then paula has farted !!
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16:03 Wed 2 May 07 (BST)  [Link]  
That happened over a year ago
and the smell still hasn't faded
and all the walls have started to bow
with the strength of the trumpet paraded.
I'd forgotten those poems about the cruise
and the people that were on it
And in that poem is plenty of booze
But not enough lines for a sonnet.
Hi Stella, you inestimable chap
I see that your poems' still crazy
So will you all join your hands in a clap,
for Stella, the Poetman lazy
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16:27 Wed 2 May 07 (BST)  [Link]  
PMSL

Aha, a sonnet you crave
you need to get outta that cave,
for its been some quite some time
since you created a rhyme.
and in my poems, there is not so much booze
but i would underststand if you'd read the booze cruise.
One thing i am not,is a poet thats lazy
but one thing i am, is a poet thats crazy
about a girl, who i treasure
who i will love forever




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16:39 Wed 2 May 07 (BST)  [Link]  
All Hail Stella, the Laureate of Love
His Godly presence is sent from above
to serenade the lady with bouquets of words

His words slide quickly out onto the page
Their declarations will last for an age
And the lady, the lady is his Forever.

His poems feel like kisses in the night
We read his words and know we'll be alright
For Stellaman's forever the poet of love.
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16:43 Wed 2 May 07 (BST)  [Link]  
SWING! i just posted to you on Gen Chat!



Loving the poems Btw..



Stella....*hugs* ILYSM
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04:05 Thu 3 May 07 (BST)  [Link]  
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09:06 Thu 3 May 07 (BST)  [Link]  
Laying in the garden under a tree
What flies by me? a big fat bee
Up i jump and out comes a yell
Argh it follows me..flippin 'ell

Into the Kitchen reach for the spray
pssssssssst i spray it now go away
Out of the door mr bee did fly
Now i go back out and down i lie








arghhhhhhhh @ Bee's N wasps etc
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13:59 Thu 3 May 07 (BST)  [Link]  
Buzz Buzz said the Bee flying forwards
Zzub Zzub he said flying backwards.
Why do i fly, I wonder why
Hang on ! if i can fly, then why aren't i fly ?


Sorry couldn't help that pmsl

I'll get my coat..........exits stage right >>>>>>
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14:05 Thu 3 May 07 (BST)  [Link]  
PMSL @ that Stell HAHAHA
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20:30 Thu 3 May 07 (BST)  [Link]  
stellaman said:
Buzz Buzz said the Bee flying forwards
Zzub Zzub he said flying backwards.
Why do i fly, I wonder why
Hang on ! if i can fly, then why aren't i fly ?


Sorry couldn't help that pmsl

I'll get my coat..........exits stage right >>>>>>



Duurrrrrrrrr! LMAO ILY x
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13:47 Fri 4 May 07 (BST)  [Link]  
I am writing this rhyme
While I still have the time
Because it?s got me thinking
Why you are all winking

In general , and in MSN chat
In main, pm , yes, even in that
I don?t really mind, I find it quite funny
Cos I don?t even get one off my hunny bunny

I also had a wink off Dr. Lovepump
Now that will surely give Paula the hump
Now she will laugh about whats happened today
But a wink off the Dr, she?ll think ?Is he that way?

Now then Stephy and Cheeky, stop being sneaky
I?m starting to find this all rather freaky
Its Paula I want, she there in my heart
Except, when she bends over, and lets out a fart

I was pmsl writing that
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13:59 Fri 4 May 07 (BST)  [Link]  
pmsl nice poem stella






oi stella
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14:07 Fri 4 May 07 (BST)  [Link]  







great poem!!!!!!!!!
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14:48 Fri 4 May 07 (BST)  [Link]  
stellaman said:


Now then Stephy and Cheeky, stop being sneaky
I?m starting to find this all rather freaky
Its Paula I want, she there in my heart
Except, when she bends over, and lets out a fart


Can you 2 Read??? HE WANTS ME NOW DO ONE, and stop the winking OK?













(pmsl)

Edited at 19:49 Fri 4/05/07 (BST)
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19:43 Fri 4 May 07 (BST)  [Link]  
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee





sowwi av bin on ze pop lol
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00:32 Sat 5 May 07 (BST)  [Link]  
squeezy said:
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee





sowwi av bin on ze pop lol



SQUEEZY!!! *tuts* YOU Owe us a poem for that, and ur title is: WEEEEEEE

Edited at 05:32 Sat 5/05/07 (BST)
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00:42 Sat 5 May 07 (BST)  [Link]  
I sit here, content
Since I've just paid my rent
Though my mind works hard
To write a poem that might
be worthy of a card.
I can't think of a theme,
because although it may seem
That my poem has no point,
It's really a joint
Effort of Squeezy's part,
As I now deem my heart
Not worthy of that poem
Which Paula thinks them
cheerful, When in truth they
Are rather melancholy.
So now, dear Squeezy,
It is your turn.
As Paula has just spoken,
You must compose "Weeeeee".
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01:05 Sat 5 May 07 (BST)  [Link]  
Woooo Woooo Katie *claps* hahah
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