Phew!



Title: The Garden

The garden

I remember my garden, the humble little thing,
I would sit and hear the birds inside it sing.
A small bit of litter blown in by the gust,
Laying on the hammock with booze is a must.
The barbecue's were awesome, I had such fun,
Sticking a burger with sauce in a bun.
Then sitting on the steps with beer in hand,
The love I had for it you wont understand.
With the green grass so the cats could play,
I think the garden looks a bit different these days.
Not seen it for a while, the bench on its own,
The hammock stands empty, all sad and alone.
Barbecue in shed, flowers start to grow,
There's only one place for my heart, and I think you all know.
That I love my garden, I cant wait to get home,
To lay on that hammock, and hum in my tone.
Although there's one thing missing, my cute little cat,
I'll still remember the place where we always sat.
And still she's buried close, so there wont be just me,
I can sit with a beer and listen to the TV.

I love it.....and ive not forgot Poppy either hun *hugs*









Title: WATER BALOONS!

(ta hun )

Water balloons!

Jiggly and slippy, hard to control,
Drop one on a bed and watch the thing roll.
Put it over the tap, let if fill with water,
Launch it over the fence at the neighbours daughter.
About 40p a packet, great fun for all,
Some can be huge, and some can be small.
Balloons not for floating, but made to be thrown,
Launch it at a mate as he walks home alone.
It all gets contagious, everyones outside,
CHucking the bombs laughing so hard they cry.
So much fun, for such a small price,
People can regard it as being inpolite.
But i see it all as having such fun,
Chasing your friends underneath the sun.
Hair all damp, shirt soaking through,
Better get running or I might get you!
For years and years its being such a fun game,
Having a water fight, I'll never complain!

OMG amazing I love it,,proper true too hahahah..omg i wanna water fight now

A proper water fight comes with a gun
balloons are ok, but not as much fun
with balloons, you just get one splash
with a gun, you get more for your cash.
With a gun, you'll get more soaking wet,
imagine the girls, the more fun you'll get
the ones with light shirts, who have plenty of guts,
are the ones who come home, smuggling peanuts.








Edited at 18:40 Mon 30/04/07 (BST)

PMSL Love the poems!!!

That is a FAB poem n SO true!

Love it honey hahahahah

Well the beginning is a good place to start
Just as long as YKW doesn?t fart. (jk honey)
I started today, feeling great , with lots of work to do
The comes a phone call out of the blue

To say I was shocked, was a matter of fact
I just couldn?t believe the girl had no tact
To say she was leaving over the phone
Hurt me, and now im alone.

But cut out , the hurt, the anger, and pain
I feel ok, nothing wrong with my brain
She?s left me now, I just wanna tell her
That im now sat at home with a nice can of stella..

Also a huge great thank you to the FJ?s of funkypool
Who know that I am nobody?s fool
You have all been superb, with your concerns today
Just have one message, I really have to say.

Steph, Tids, Jill, Dave, Guevara and Paula
If you ever need me just give me a holla
You?ve been there for me, when I need you all, True??
Which just leaves me to say?..PAULA I LOVE YOU xx

Stell! That is amazing! *hugs* Luvs ya...Im here for you, you know that xx

stella me to

I Love You too honey Lots x x x that was lovely.
Steph and Jill thanks to u both for being there too *hugs*











PS: Jill Keep ya hands of his legs and Steph Stop winking at hiiiiiiiim! PMSL *hugs*

oiiiiiii paula it wasnt me,it was him lmao

I wish that steph would wink at me
And jill would feel my leg
But there is no chance to compete
With stella, with his keg
For he has all the beer you see
It drives those two girls mad
But then again I have scubaman
So life is not so bad

And a Fish BLUB BLUB! PMSL Squeezy *hugs* ha.

Title??????

Family Holidays

Write away paula...cant believe ur asking for titles now, aww ickle paula's all growing up and writing them herself!

NO! I Meant do YOU want a title!! Dont start!,,Right ok then hang on..erm,,,,



Family Hols so much fun
Playing round in the sun
In The Pool havin a splash
Buying prezzies spending cash

On the beach get a tan
Try to get brown as ya can
In the sea have a swim
See some guys hunky or Dim

A family meal later on
Hit the clubs with everyone
Bad head next day laze around
Them Family Hols, they are sound!!


TA DAAAAAAAAAAA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Pmsl

haha go paula

good poem hun!

PMSL


*Gives Squeezy THE finger* (HA!)