Good! Thems there poems be FAB-U-LASS!!!

Hey Paula, it's your turn!

There once was a game that was played
Which left lots of players dismayed
For the one potted black
Said be right back
And so the tournament had got all delayed

Edited at 23:08 Tue 24/04/07 (BST)

there was a young man from leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
three blades of grass
grew out of his a.ss
and his ba11s where covered in weeds !!!

lmao

There once was a woman from Eeling
Who had a peculiar feeling
So she laid on her back
And opened her...hangbag
Got out a tissue and blew her nose.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG the leeds one.....Hang on BRB

TA DAAAAAAAAAAA Ste's 1st poem,,VERY simalar.

Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck
She put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fall off.

Mary had a little lamb, she kept it in a bucket,
She had a dog that came along and always tried to fit inside the bucket with it but never quite managed due to having longer legs.

Mary had a little lamb she fed it with green grass
One day it jumped the garden wall and landed on its hind legs.

Edited at 00:16 Wed 25/04/07 (BST)

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO @ U

hahaha very funny risque poems


Mary had a little lamb
its fleece was very red
the reason for that, you see
it had a pickaxe in its head


Yes i know.....sick

Edited at 09:29 Wed 25/04/07 (BST)

haha sicko tids

Mary had a mini skirt
It was split right up the front
and every time the wind blew
the boys could see.....that she didnt wear it that often

PMSL @ THESE!

mary had a little lamb
it didnt live very long
she went and had it slaughtered
cos meat can make her strong

Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its bottom
and turned it into nylon

Haha, poor wee lamb

This goes out to Chops N Tids
Stop your acting like 2 kids
Kiss an make up, for the best
Dont put ur friendship to the test
You Fell out once, both was sad
Cant you see its totally mad
I Can sense it, Cant you see
Both mean lots to others and me
But most of all, u both care
So Value the time, u both share.
Come on guys, dont leave it too late
Make up NOW Dont make me each other wait.


Ta~daaaaaaaaaaaa (for my mates hehe)

(hehe ur gettin good paula!)

You walked around the room wearing that skirt,
And you came to the bar and started to flirt.
I ordered a drink, and you pinched my chest,
Trying to get free beer, you were doing your best.
'You getting me a drink then?' Is what you said,
Hundreds of thoughts then ran through my head.
I knew the truth though, I wasnt her type,
She was just after a few free drinks on this night.
'I know your type luv, try another berk,
Because your scoundrel game simply wont work'.
The look on her face, as she'd been found out,
'I was only being nice, your stupid - you lout'.
'look luv i dont know you, leave me alone'.
And with that the girl quickly changed tone.
'I'll tell my fella that you tried it on'
I wasn't paying attention, then on came a song.
'I said I'll get darren, dont be rude to me'.
'Ok i wont then.Hi my names ste'.
With that I smiled and joined all the lads,
Just goes to show that some girls are fads.

hehe i like that one, sorry girls

(Ha Thanks..had a gud teacher way back )


Gud One that lol ^^^^

Title??

Yh, gotta go now though, so mind if i come back in bout an hour an do it ?