pending means its ongoing...........but waiting in line

BUT....BUT....It wasnt meeeeeeeeeeee (Cant ya stick us in a cupboard together or summat!!!!)

Yeeaaahh WE WANT the naughty cupboard...

OOER! Ha theres a new title for Guevara

Title: The Naughty Cupboard












(Pmfsl)

you cant have the naughty cupboard, because its what you both want,So its the naughty step for you both, now behave, cos the time doesn't start until you are good

...I must have missed something. Naughty Cupboard? Lmao.

PMSL Read back katie

The Naughty Step

It's not fair!
It wasn't me!
I think sat here
Impatiently.

Studid Step
Of sum stupid stairs
And it's not as if
I even care

So why am I here?
I did nout!
No reason for my mum
To scream and shout

I've had enough
I'm getting bored
This means trouble
Of that i'm sure

Hehehe
I'm gunna sneak out
I dunno where
Just to walk about

What a rebel!
What success!
Awwwww yeah!
I am the best!

I got out
She didn't see
But now i have done something
Thats quite naughty

Oh no she's here!
Back at the door
I get the feelin
I'll see the step some more

Here she comes
Givin me a shout
OH NO! SHE GOT THE STEP!
AHHHHH! CLOUT!

That'll teach me
Ouch my head!
'Stead of sittin
She hit me with it instead!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PMSL I Luv it Squeezy *hugs*

As i approached the room, I heard a rumble,
A lot of wierd noises, and a slight grumble.
A high pitched moan, outside the house,
I creep to the window as quiet as a mouse.

I look over the ledge to see the naughty pair,
Getting all freaky on the naughty stairs.
They look familiar, who could it be?
Turns out its stella, and JSG!

Kissing so softly, and fumbling around,
They're trying their hardest to make no sound.
But caught up in the moment, they scream out together,
Obviously enjoying this saucy endeavour.

The naughty step is known to be a good place,
The perfect location to make your heart race.
I took out my camera, and took a quick snap,
It portrayed paula, sat on his lap.

This went to the press, and made the front page,
The paper said that it would last for an age.
Now people travel miles, to see the old step,
That day was a day I would never forget.

Ooer!

hehe

LMFAO @ them poems, love em'!

Keep the dirty ones coming. (STS )

Yes but it now has 2 rhyming bits!! >.<

tids you naughty boy, the naughty step for you

Edited by forum moderator tidnab, at 11:30 Tue 17/04/07 (BST)

OOER GUEVARA!! HaHaHa..fab poem *hugs*


TITLE: Sunshine

haha good ones ste and squeezy

sorry domi for above post, meant to quote it, not edit........them blonde moments keep getting me lol

Edited at 11:32 Tue 17/04/07 (BST)

I cant believe what you did last night,
You knew'd i'd find out and cause a fight.
And so you say you were going to tell,
But i heard about it from a friends as well.
You knew we were mates, but you didn't care,
And i know you would of wanted me there.
To witness the kiss, to feel sick inside.
I never thought that you could be so sly.
And you blame it on beer, oh what an excuse.
Tomorrow it should all be yesterdays news.
You had to get there first, as you knew you would,
And you knew deep inside that i really could.
So the arguments over, you look the fool,
I played these childish games back at school.
You'll regret it tomorrow, down drops your face,
When you see me dazzle, to the girls i'l give chase.
Popular in more ways, you'll feel so down,
And so jealous too, babe your a clown.
Anyways unlucky, i couldnt care anymore,
Your in the room behind me, and I've shut the door.

Awwwwwwww Ste *hugs* that was lovely...but quite Luv ya xxxxx


Title: Sunshine...(that was the one paula gave )

Ty steph

Sunshine

Up in the sky, all yellow and bright,
Shining all day, and sleeping at night.
Smiling down all over the place,
Letting earth orbit at a really fast pace.
Rising in the west, setting at east,
Allowing a bbq, a really nice feast.
Giving me a tan, and drying my hair,
I'll look right at it, if only i dare.
The sun is my friend, its a pretty top bloke,
Like a big fat egg, but only the yolk.
The sun's out now, making me hot,
When I talk about sun, theres one thing i forgot.
Dont get too close, he likes being alone,
You'll melt if ya do, he lives on his own.