PMSL OMG ure sister is a Poem Genius Squeezy!! she needs 2 write more!!!!!

so ppl dont have to go back a page to see it

i LOVE IT!!!

Snowy The Tiger.

Snowy the tiger
Is a big white teddy tiger
He goes rawr
With his beak

He has big psychotic eyes
They remind me of pies
Scrumptious pies.
With gravy

Davids Room

David's room is rather messy
It isn't like Yorkshire Puddings by Aunt Bessie
Which are rather trim
And slim

It is in Aston Villa colours
You don't get that in factorys of Mullers.
In there you get yoghurt and rice.
It is nice.

Like pie, as I said before.
Muhahahah
Fluff.

- Squeezy's Sister

PMFSL WOOO WOOOO!! MORE MORE!!!!!!

More from the poem genius.
That is....
SQUEEZY THE SECOND!
(But better :P)

The Lamp Of Destiny.

The lamp of destiny
Is blue
I have a shoe that is blue
Well I used to

The bulb is very shiny
When it is turned on
When it is shiny
On the floor it does shine upon

The switch
Is oh so slightly worn
In the land of switches
It could feed countries corn...yeah corn
(corn)

On the back of the lamp
it has one two three four five six seven EIGHT holes
I dont know what they're for
But i'm sure
The flies they will lure

The good old lamp of destiny
Is a fiendish old soul
It once burnt my hand
It's a good job it didn't turn to coal
Or a mole
Good old soul
It isn't on a pole
Or in a bowl with a vowl
Which is on the dole
Yole?

The End.

By squeezy's sister.


As if you didn't guess already - squeezy

Edited at 00:01 Tue 27/03/07 (BST)

PMFSL I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!! OMG MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Squeezys sister they are FAB! I Love them too! *CLAPS* lol

for you claire

You are so amazing
When I look into your eyes
I feel nothing but cravings

You make me feel so ecstatic
Chills rush down my spine
My heart beats fast
I feel warmth throughout my body

All I hope for is just one kiss
Your sweet lips against mine
My arms around you
Holding you until the end of time.

Edited at 00:33 Tue 27/03/07 (BST)

Awww Shaun thats Fab U shud do more to

I like food and sleep
I like food and sleep
I like food and sleep
I also like porn
I also like porn
I also like porn
and short poems

I should do more!

this is basically to show you that i do like you claire, also to say sorry for the crap i caused

I've never seen you
Or touched your skin
I've never felt your lips
Or held you tight
But I know I love you

Not because of the way you look
Or because of that sexy voice
Not because of the things you say
But because of whom you are

When we meet I will kiss you
And hold you all night

I love everything about you
Because it's you.

xx

I'm in histerics here!

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Shaun..I love them,,they are fab *hugs* am sure Claire will too

tnx paula... best do lol night dikhed lol

Your poems are hilarious!

Is that your new internet girlriend, this Claire?

white Riot
Plz dont cause arguments on these
threads. We Actually all get along well here.

Thanks. Paula

LMAO well said riot

It's amazing how I feel when I'm around you,
How my heart pounds when you come into a room.
I look at you and think: My God! How lovely!
And everything I am bursts into bloom.
I feel as though you must, you must be mine,
Not as a possession but a goal,
Something almost unimaginable:
The free devotion of another soul.

As though I were about to enter heaven
Or just within the hour condemned to die,
My mind with one fierce thought keeps running over,
With you, and only you, the reason why.



i love you emma

That's a great poem there i_love_emma!

Who wrote it?