I forgot to write paula a poem
but I was caught outside, and it was snowing
I got so cold my fingers were blue
And I was genrally feeling like poo
So I'm sorry about that and I'll write you one now
But I'm a bit rusty and don't know how
So I'll just leave it and go
Coz I don't know what to write so....

BYE

For all those who I've played in a final:

Push the button, pull it back
Give those balls a great big whack
Hoping for a golden break
Oh so close, for goodness sake!
Watch the balls spread on the table
Now pot them all, I'm sure you're able
So here you are, your're in the final
Bursting for the damn urinal
Dancing about infront of your screen
This jig is now some odd routine
Missing the black, you let out a howl
Cuss the mouse and hope they foul
WP, GG, Congrats, Well done
You played too well for me, my son.

~Domi~

Edited at 06:49 Sat 24/03/07 (GMT)

Funky pool, what a site
Been logged on every night
Meet some fraggles, have a laugh
Just don't peeve off any staff
No swearing or spamming while you're here
Or you'll get their boot right up your rear
Easily forget you're all not real
But you're friends of mine, thats how I feel
Yes, just another cyb3r fool
Playing with balls on funky pool.

LMAO! Love them domi!!! You can come back here more often hun.

DOM! Where have you been hiding????
Fab just flippin fab the poems....*Claps* MORE MORE!

Im browsing round forums
Im posting on threads
Im Clicking on smilies
Them sweet little heads
Im reading im laffing
As i see debates
Im smiling as i read
Good jokes from my mates
Im on the BC and Gen chat too
Waiting till i spot a name or 2
Im wasting my days
On this very here game
For me to not come here
Just wudnt be the same.

Its happpened again, twice on the trot
Whenever i leave, i cant trust you lot
Always on other threads, leave this one out
So id cover your ears, im about to shout
You done it again, not posting right here
While ive been out, drinkin ma beer
i come on the net, come onto this thread
Just to check, before i go off to bed
but no no no, this times for real
i can assure you 100%, this is a deal
It was on second page, im really not glad
Because soon enough, ill be your dad
Telling you to keep on posting
Untill you sweat, and your roasting
To maintain this thread, on top of the site
Thats what keeps my face, full of delight
So im warning you now, let it never drop
Always make it, near the top
Including you paula, you little devil
Asking people to do them for ya, you little rebel
So now im off, jus keep it in mind
And make sure you post, im not blind

OMG! and u have been drinking LOL i love it Ruds Thanks..i HAVE to ask ppl to do them or this thread wud surley fade

Thankyouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu again lol *hugs*

LOL cute!

Learn our Funky Lingo

"Hi, GL!" We wish you luck
"Oh, BL!" Just means you suck
GB's when black's potted on break
Wonder how many more you'll make

LOL we all do plenty
BRB the room is empty
GTG we'll see you laterz
Be polite no player haters
Mind the stars you little ****
Or you'll be banned for quite a bit

Soon you'll learn our Funky Lingo
Just type it in your Funky window
"GG WP" means you've done well
A S L some do not tell
Grab yourself a Funky cue
Soon you'll be addicted too.

~Domi~

Stop, stop, I'm so drunk
That all I can do is come here and write junk.
It all seemed a good idea at the time
But now my brain's gone on strike and I can't think of anything that'll rhyme.

Oh wait, that does!!!

WOOOO Im thrilled this thread is coming back to life!!! YAY!!! Carry on ppl , makes my day reading these

A magic and a mystery;
A beauty and a joy.
A loving warm companionship,
that nothing can destroy.
An uplift and a harmony
refreshing as you.
A vital strength, a quiet peace
that stills us through and through.
A reassuring radiance,
that lights us on our way.
Awaits us in the secret place
We Enter Each Day.


Posted on behalf of a friend

THE FINGER!

I look at it, all hard and thin
No time to wonder where it's been
How to insert it? I just dont know
Hard and fast or nice an slow
The feeling you get is like no other
I shared my last one with my mother!
She loves it see, the lovely sugar
It's a chocolate finger, u dirty bugga!

ARGH! I really really love it Squeezy, ur poems are well worth the wait LMAO *hugs*

Time

It passes by at constant speed
A novel thing it is indeed
But twice a year it goes all silly
Makes me sit and play with my..computer
Cuz it jumps around an goes an hour out
I dunno what that's all about
But it means one thing, I just cant sleep
Makes me all sad and needing to weep
For its just gone two which is far too late
As when I wake up 2moro its still todays date
Sit here a while longer, spose i'll get by
Waiting to be sleepy an get sum shut eye
Well bout time I took noticed of these things i've said
G'nite all, i'm off to my bed



Stupid British Summer Time...i mean when did us British have a summer anyway? its called spain ¬_¬

OMG Squeezy i love ur poems!!!! They make me giggle lol. Well Done.
















(pmfsl at BST! aka Spain )

HA HA! Those are great


~Domi~

I Logged on last nite saw his name
Pm'd my request answers the same
Hold ya horses woman i will when i can
Im not really a poet yano am just a man
But minutes go by and i just linger
PM says "A title" i say erm THE FINGER
No sooner that sed he types away
Creating a poem that wud take me all day
And as i sit reading i laff at the verse
That makes me want more hes gonna curse


For Squeezy

Dave's Head

Dave's head is nice and ginger
But when he doesn't wash it
He looks quite the minger

It is stubbley
He needs a shave
Silly old dave
Stubbley wubblely tubblely

David's ears
Are very petite
Those ears you would want to meet
Lets eat some meat

CHICKAAAN

Davey's eyebrows
Are rather green
They are green as grass
Like meals of cows

Yum

Davey's tongue
He refuses to show
It's as red as po
From the teletubbies

David's nose
Is very slightly crooked
With his nose
He can pose
For Womans weekly.

The End.

By Squeezy's Sister.


Can not believe I agreed to this... - squeezy

Edited at 23:38 Mon 26/03/07 (BST)