More more!!!!!

poem time once again
so where the heck is ste
he came in a day ago
but i think he's gone for a wee

Paula and steph
they miss him so
but tids and stella
told him where to go

cos we rule the cruise
without the cap'n on board
we simply cannot lose
on the cruise we are never bored

crocket and tubs
aka me and stella
went to some pubs
hoping not to pull a she fella

i woke with a blonde in my cabin
and a smile on my face
dont know what happened to stella
but we are both a disgrace

but what a night we both had
ill send a postcard home
i cant wait to send a postcard
and tell all to my dad

bacon's on
im raring to go
i better talk to the blonde
that soon, she better be gone.

Edited at 12:58 Thu 1/02/07 (GMT)

aaaarggh sorry messed it up

(Woo Woo Simon!! lol)


What a great poem from our Si
One things sure i cannot lie
Ya right about him i will agree
he goes missin BUT STOP CALLIN STE! grr
He was the skipper of the cruise
but then somehow he got delayed
He will be skipper once again
But not bring that Mermaid! (Aerial!)
That BC needs some more fun
Us girls need gud times in the sun
All u boys do is drink and fish
Why not wait on us? oh we wish!!

lmao at paula (one for the girls on the BC)

its a cruise you lazy lot
if this was for real
you girls would be shot

we lads fish for food
and drink at night
if it wasnt for the lads
u girls would be in a mood

so fishin we do
and ale we sup
so less of the bull poo
and pass me that fishing hook

(lol)

So for the first time this year, the sun does shine,
And a warm feeling runs down my spine.
Ice cold beer and nothing to lose,
Especially time to post on the cruise.
Music blaring with not a care,
My skin feels the breeze as I breathe in the air.
I hope you lot are having such good fun,
And hopefully bathing underneath our sun.
Later there'll be food and song and joy,
Especially for this handsome boy.
So crack open a beer and take a seat,
Even splash out on a bowl of shredded wheat.
Whatever your poison join in and have fun,
Because today is the first day that I've greeted the sun.

Edited at 12:30 Fri 2/02/07 (GMT)

Welcome back Ste...heres one for you

Ur enjoying the glare of the sun
Im stuck in bed oh what fun
You have a cold beer in ur hand
Im on the water huh! just grand
One thing in common its so true
we love reading poems me and you
So for now we will read this thread
While ur in the sun, and im in my bed!
But i hope that soon again
We can catch up, maybe in main
Have a laugh, just you and me
Back to the way things used to be.




For Tids
Oh yes Simon u are right
We laze around till early light
Cos the BC is full of men
Come on spoil us, now and again
Me and Steph the only 2 girlies
Feed us choc! mmmmmm curly wurlies
Pour us fine wine make us feel good
And treat us well, just like men should!

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Omg Loony i think thats funny ..BUT kids read forums too!!! Maybe u shud delete before a mod does

I hereby grant a mod the right to delete that poem. Pity if they do, but I'm sure the kids are a bit discerning!!!

Fair Play

Any more poems ppl ?? pwitty pweeze *puppy dog eyes*

The peanut sat on the railway track
It's heart was all a flutter
The two sixteen came rushing by
Toot! Toot!
Peanut butter!

WOOOOOO SQUEEZY!!


Loved that one!!!

ME TOO! thanks Squeezy, gud to see ya back here, if only for a quick poem

Ste, when are u back?? i need to leave titles

OMG Page 3 again..whats going on!!
Heres one that Ste done..last April..

Justsumgirl

I know a girl on here, named justsumgirl,
Who isnt just some girl at all.
I imagine her with a necklace, carrying a pearl,
Whenever she's here we have a laugh and a ball.
We never like her absence, the forum goes dead,
I sit and write poems for her pleasure.
She gives us a title, that runs through my head,
The extent of her joy- i dont think could be measured.
So i write a quick poem, wait for a reply,
And hope that she thought it was great.
So day after day, our good times fly by,
And i feel proud to say that she is my mate.
So here it is Paula, a poem just for you,
I hope that it finds you, as it found me.
I'll always write one to cheer you up, whenever you feel blue,
Lots of love from me - Mr G


Come on guys! I love this thread

My head is hot.
My feet are cold.
I have a cat
I like to hold.

wow ste are you a poet

some of your poems are pretty amazing m8

They sure are..why do ya think i wont let this thread die???? Have you read back on some????

Edited at 20:56 Tue 6/02/07 (GMT)

yea and some of them really are top class

She flicks back her hair as she turns her head,
The scent of shampoo lingers near
Hanging in my mind are the last words she said,
Her voice was as gentle as an infants tear.

She walks away slowly, with a confident stride
Looking back with a smile on her face
The doubts are gone now, my heart goes for a ride
Beating on my chest with a boisterous pace.

Ten minutes later a beep on my phone,
Telling me the sad, tragic news
A car took her life and now im alone
Now i sit here writing, expressing my blues.

So sudden she left, without one last goodbye
The tears, streaming onto my cheeks.
These are the feelings that have poisoned my mind
For the past fourteen heart-wrenching weeks.

this one is my favorite all most made me cry