Five Irishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The gorgeous blonde Italian customs agent stops and tells them, "It's illegal to put five people in a Quattro."

"What do you mean it's illegal?" asks the driver.

"Quattro means four," replied the blonde.

"Quattro is just the name of the car," the Irishman retorted in disbelief, "Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons."

"You can't pull that one on me," replies the Italian customs agent, "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and are therefore breaking the law".

The driver replies angrily, "Brainless idiot! Call your supervisor over - I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," she said sweetly, "he can't come right now. He's busy with the two guys in a Fiat Uno."

Apparantly,one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them.Its either my mum or dad. Or my older brother ,Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But i think its Colin

hahaha ^^^^^

Aww all the good jokes have been removed Never laughed so much on here. Was fun while it lasted

was fun while it lasted till the damn grinch had to come steal x mas

I bet they had a chuckle themselves. They have a job to do and a couple were a bit close to the mark haha. All good stuff though guys and it was fun.

Do you ever have a laugh in your life? Or do you only laugh when u fluke a 9 ball on funkypool?

Did you get some of these jokes removed ash ?

Absolutely pathetic! Only person on the entire site that could possibly get offended by a joke.

At the end of the day it was the mods call but yeah he had a hand in it and yes he is pathetic

awwwwwww. HAHA .......i kind of hope he is

Edited by forum moderator ab_rfc, at 17:35 Sat 30/04/16 (BST)

Lol

Don't let the mods ruin it. If everyone joins in then eventually I guess admin will have to ban us all and Ash will be logging in on his own everyday, I'm sure thats what he wants.

I maybe pathetic but:

Posting jokes which were: sexist, crude, rude, vulgar, discriminatory, prejudice, stereotypical, unjust and breached the forum posting rules were/was equally just as to.

This is a family site, it may not be as busy as it once used to be but we still should try to maintain some decorum and decency as best we can.

Posting such filth on a public thread (whether funny or not) does not advertise the site in a positive light. If you find comfort, solace and humour in such unnecessary and unjust comments/remarks then if anyone is pathetic....it's you!

The site is in its decline, let's at least try to finish with some integrity and dignity!!. Whilst we can.

i have no jokes to tell lol, i'd have to check the internet

yeah where i'm from its a tattle tail, i guess he would call the police to open a jar of pickles

NO ONE IS FORCING YOU TO KEEP READING THE THREAD!!!!

It was once a family site, but it clearly isn't anymore.

How many familys do you know on here?

Edited by forum moderator fastboysam, at 15:21 Fri 29/04/16 (BST)

He must find something interesting anyway as he seems to be on here more than his own thread.

If there were kids that read the forums then it would be different, but apart from Ash is there any other kids that read the forums???