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buckjam
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16:02 Fri 29 Apr 16 (BST)  [Link]  
A guy walks into a chip shop with a cod under his arm. Here do you sell Fish Cakes? chip shop guy says sorry No. Shame that, it was his birthday today.
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16:03 Fri 29 Apr 16 (BST)  [Link]  
Id been out drinking til 4.15 in the morning and theres the wife waiting on the doorstep with a broom. She didnt seem to like it when I asked her Are you late finishing cleaning or are you going for a flight?
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16:03 Fri 29 Apr 16 (BST)  [Link]  
I bought her a car for christmas. She said thats no good to me I want something that will go from 0-160 in 3 seconds. So I bought her bathroom scales.
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16:06 Fri 29 Apr 16 (BST)  [Link]  
I fear you guys might get banned soon. I mean, its not allowed to have a laugh on a family site
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16:06 Fri 29 Apr 16 (BST)  [Link]  
He must find something interesting anyway as he seems to be on here more than his own thread.

If there were kids that read the forums then it would be different, but apart from Ash is there any other kids that read the forums???


Children or not , there is no foul language of note and the complexities of many of these jokes would be lost on them. Anyway, kids of 10 years old watching the walking dead and hes worried about a few jokes. Muppet
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16:08 Fri 29 Apr 16 (BST)  [Link]  
Tbh some kids are worse than adults anyway lol.
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16:09 Fri 29 Apr 16 (BST)  [Link]  
Id been out drinking til 4.15 in the morning and theres the wife waiting on the doorstep with a broom. She didnt seem to like it when I asked her Are you late finishing cleaning or are you going for a flight?


That's a funny one
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16:32 Fri 29 Apr 16 (BST)  [Link]  
Ha!

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17:38 Fri 29 Apr 16 (BST)  [Link]  
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?


a stick
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17:40 Fri 29 Apr 16 (BST)  [Link]  
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees?

they're that good.
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17:41 Fri 29 Apr 16 (BST)  [Link]  
What's the difference between a bad dresser on a tricycle and a good dresser on a bicycle?


attire
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17:47 Fri 29 Apr 16 (BST)  [Link]  
How do you make a duck sing?

Stick it in the oven 'til it's Bill Withers
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