Psssssst, *looks round to check Petes not here*.....everyone, sorry about him last night he was tired and dehydrated and was getting himself all mixed up!
He carried on terrible but im sure after a good sleep last night, a calm day in work, a nice shower and a belly full of food he'll be fine.
Please feel free to let me know if he starts rambling on again and I'll have a word

Hes still not home hes gettin it him


Ohhhh just noticed the Loony fella browsing!
Hello Stranger

Tra stranger just in case you read this, hope alls well with you

Edited at 00:44 Wed 13/06/18 (BST)

Hiya Paula

^^^What she said

*NUDGES*

Found ya way home i see

Lock up, im going to bed!

Goodnight!

Ahh BUT.... butttttttt...........I come bearing gifts

*Waves a big bar of galaxy and petrol station flowers proudly*


Yeahhhh ?

Thats me in the guest room!!!

*Toddles off to bed*

Will you be accompanying me to dinner this evening...?

*Continues flipping fork........in a trance........,surrounded by now rotten steak..........in the dark........alone.......... hungry...........angry...........hor*

Sorry!

Your late

I inow i know im sorry, and bab, please dont flip but ive got to rush back out, you dont mind do you? I promise we can do dinner tomorrow ok?

*Trys really REALLY hard not to (flip)*

Tomorrow.....we ll eat together?

Sorry *puppy dog eyes*

Definitely

Be late....I will funch and puck you till your black & blue....*blows a kiss sweetly*

:O LMAO @ You! But...HYP HYP HYP

I was going to be late as well to do your head in BUT, ive had to be here early.

*tilts pot noodle up to get the last chunk into his gob whilst giving you his middle finger!!!*

HAVE YOU GOT POO PAINS KEEP GOIN TO THE LOO PAULA?????

PMSL! Your a knob you yanno

Might call into the office to see ya