Im glad I was there to catch you Paula, could of banged ur head - poor girl!

Im glad ive caught you actually, just on my way out, do you wanna lift to work? Ill be on the helipad in 5 ok?

I know! Thank the lord for you!

Oh thanks for asking honey but ive just made myself 308 rounds of toast! I need to get through these first, then am washing me hair 308 times.....it minty!

Ill ring you later, say about *looks at watch* 3.08pm yeah?

Have a good day babeh, see you when were home

Ok darling, ill send someone out for extra butter and shampoo *hands wad of cash over* this should cover your excessive hair washing toast eating habits,

Hey does mean ill get 308 bl....*coughs*

HA HA HA

Maybe 3hrs 8mins, if your nice, if not, 3mins nate secs

So, i was gunna type a massive post, you know so people can have a riveting read about us? But to be honest bab, were not that exciting are we? Well, i am *coughs* but i mean, who wants to read about what we are up to?
Do ya think anyone will wanna read about the paint fight we had a few months ago when we was decorating the spare room?......or the way our Erik proper roared at us to stop us arguing cos hes sick of hearing us? OR, tabbout the time you said you needed me in Spain to help you run our bar but you really just wanted to use me?

Nah, dont think anyone's interested in us bab do you?

Ha ha nate seconds....ill take that AND enjoy it

Sweetheart, didnt the floor get painted more than the walls? (And im not talking about drips and spillages!)

Erik is our peace maker isnt he???? Love that lil fella I do, puts us right he does!

Me? Use you? In Spain?.........

Have a guess how long ago Lagoon was (seriously have a guess...fs)

*knocks his baton on the window* Ello ello ello...what av we ere

lateo1993

weirdo_1

Hi

Er, bout 7 yrs? Why anyway? You taking me back?
Are ya are ya hyp hyp

Hello there, Miss Piggy-Dawg

7 years is spot on fs......how did you guess that? I would of said 4/5yrs max! I did invoice you a couple of months ago which you refused, would you like to go with me again??

*loads Jet2 app* hyp hyp

Hiya!

Dunno, i was going to say longer too! Good guesser me


Id LOVE to go with you again. We had such an amazing time back then tho, do you think we could top that?

Ya teas ready

You are indeed

Precious memories babe I dunno if we can top them, do we preserve the memories or create new ones? Talk to me

Oh! How thoughtful, thanks baby what you done me nice......is it one of your delicious pies???? If so...im in for a treat aun I...Yum yum

Just felt a tiny spot of rain *crosses fingers*

Its coming baby!! Let it rain!!

fry06

How could we foget you

Well, we will always have the precious memories bab wont we? Thing is, getting old aint we? Tiff we get there an have to stop halfway thru our romantic stroll for a sit down cos were tired an we fall asleep :O with hankies in our heads an seagulls try an rob them : O an we try an chase them an lose our butties in the process....nigh rip me tights....n'ur false teeth fall out cis ya shoutin at the seagulls.....an one swoops down an grabs them, then ya car kiss me

I cant.......LMAOOOOOOOOO @ YOU

Gimmie a min.......*breathes*.......

Kinell......HAHAHAHAHAHA

Babe snot funny yanno! How ya gunna run after them in them crocs you were thats a bit big on u? Tam i gunna do fya fall over?

Stop It! Seriously now! You had me at hankies! *pokes cheeks to stop smiling like a soft twa*

Wheres me dinner