MAN: His muddy boots dragged him from garden to garden, searching for his next victims house, lundging his bag of stolen jewellery and watches across his back as he tightened his black padded gloves. He carefully checked the window of a sleeping house, but there was no joy for the man, the window was shut tight, and as cold and hard as the rain hit his squinting eyes, he was determined to steal more, and with that, he rubbed his balaclava over his damp eyelids, and continued his lonley journey.

WOMAN: She hadnt had a decent nights sleep in over 3 days, sitting in her living room as the roaring heat hit her shattered bones, barely covered by her short black, thin cotton night dress, she sipped her tea in silence, with the sound of her keypad pressing every few moments.

"RE: I Love You!"
"RE: We can work things out, I promise x"
"RE: I can change, Just give me a chance. Please."

She read her emails one by one, sliding her thumb over the delete button in deep thought, then lay her phone on her lap, as she took another sip of her tea, and this? She would repeat, over and over, untill tears began falling from her toasted face.

Thats ya lot for tonight......tune in next time

ARGHHHH HAHAHA
BABE, DEFO WASNT ME I SWEAR

How much do you wanna bet

Well im telling you know, fit was me, must of been yrs ago or i only read the good bits

Ive got laughter pains, i really have. Youve had me in stitches you know. Ive pictured you like, thinking, wtf she laughing like that for, lightng a ciggy, smiling, then thinking, shes a nutter her

You are a....king nutter thats why!!!!!!! Lmao

Ur making me Q myself and ive just burst out laughing bar shaggy.....I dunno what im on abar anymore!!!

OH PLEASE, STOP IT NAW

Im being serious now ()

Ive got pains! Will you please PLEASE just go to bed?

No babe.....I know im right I just cant explain or prove it.....shaggy had something to do with that Im telling you now

Will ya come with me then??????

Please, I need a head massage

Pmfsl

Ok ok i believe ya *pulls a face*

Go and get some water and go to bed

Speak soon

If ya tell me all the proper story

Which one Faz or Stranger? Actually DONT IM GOING before you start!!!!!!

Speak soon lav x

Night bab x

I swear to god mate.....

PMSLLLLLLLLLLLL


GO! NOW!

Bruv....mate....pal.....chum......



























Lav ya! X

I cant breathe

Want me to go first babeh?