SOS n Eggs by any chance ???

I dunno where that came from but I can ensure you Pinda wasn there ha ha.

I took ur phone, earrings, all sorts of crap! But the best thing I took couldnt be bagged....I took innocence that night Paula....I took innocence and I liked it fs!

You really dont know do ya?

Oh well he was at a winda once yrs ago!


Im proper laughing here trying to think

Hey! Whats with the ing at me? I know perfectly well what a balanced breakfast is for you my love, but Ive already been told off once tonight for me poem...

Ha ha I think we was in a motel XD

BABE!!!! Fs!!....*picks pride up from off Pawz size 3*

IM SORRY

A motel???

Oh ive got tears HAHAHA

Babe! Stop it now

IM PMS AT U SHHHHHH

I car hahaha youve got me all confused neverything! Babe what are yu playing at tonight hahahaha

BABE!!!!! ON MY LIFE.....THERE WAS A MOTEL

FAZ CHASED US WITH A GAN

MEMBA?

Omg! I remember Faz

But you robbin me phone??? If you broke into mine and robbed me, why was Faz chasing US??


I cant breathe, youve sent me

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(Faz was seperate event innit)

BABE!! IVE GONE

You sure it was me???















Oh lav to go the toilet

YES!!!! It was definitely you because I dont think anyone else would tolerate or embrace the err....saga!!!!! I need another smoke!!!

I told ya! Your getting them mixed up

Oh you need more than a smoke, ya cant even think straight

Ohhhhh i havent laughed like that frages.

Well, I'll give ya that, yam a good embracing tolerater

You know what im editing that bit out, Ill start from beginning.

The handful of people left on this this are more than welcome to come and read a paragraph each night

Ha ha Im thinking clearly now its you who cant think straight....or think at all for that matter!

My face is on fire ha ha ha

Right, we all ready for CHAPTER 1???

Lets do this....

An editing what bit? Your sending me scatty

Look, your dehydrated, your gunna get frustrated bab, go to bed!

Ive gone

The cold dark, wind hurling night allowed its icy cold rain drops to scatter across town as locals slept. Tucked nicely in their warm beds, safe and snug in their homes, not a care in the world as their bodies sank deeper and deeper into their thick, cozy mattress's, their minds softly floating away with the hurls of the wind, the kind of wind that gently tapped against their windows, minds slipping into a comfy hibernation, cuddling against their partners to feel the warmth and security, others, a sentimental teddy bear. The whole town was at peace, as the night grew darker, eyes became heavier, untill, silence filled the sleeping streets of (whatever city you want).