Oops posted same time. Use this title if you want

Funkypool

Funkypool has stole my life,
I barely get to see my wife,
Day and night, night and day,
I'm logged on come what may,
She says to me "you don't give a damn",
Really I just wanna impress buckjam,
She got peed off at me and hit me with Revels,
When I told her I only loved Funkypool Devils

Watchinawe this ones for you
Alnd am saying it might be poo
Tho ill try to make it sound alright
Cant really promise try as i might
How nice to see you post on here
I ts good to read brings some cheer
Now dont be shy post some more
Am glad your here watchinawe
Welcome again from me to you
Enjouy this thread just like i do

Haha great

Just try and stop me posting on this thread
Understand I have ideas running round my head
So sit back, relax and have a good read
This guy can give you what you need
Sure there'll be times I fall below par
Untouchable poet I am by far
Many will try to imitate me
Growling and crying as I rhyme with glee
I appreciate your enthusiasm for my rhymes
Really hope I can bring back those good times
Love my rhymes if they dope, but if they whack hit me with limes!

Edited at 01:58 Wed 23/03/16 (GMT)

Water

Water is good, water is clear,
Water tastes great in whisky or beer,
Water surrounds us, it's called the sea,
Please don't swim in it, it's full of pee,
Rain is water which falls from the sky,
Frozen water is hail, which makes me cry,
Water's element is called H2O,
I love it when water falls as snow!

Edited at 05:06 Wed 23/03/16 (GMT)

Cless!

brilliant watch. i would buy a copy

he should do an album lol

nice poems and had a giggle at some too

Water Bubble

Life's like living in a water bubble
Some places we travel we can get in to trouble
But with a gentle breeze and a steady hover
Our journeys can cause us sometimes very little bother

The meaning of living in a bubble can be stereotyped as two parts
Some who live in their own little world and don't go around breaking peoples hearts or
Those who think they have all the answers and a massive ego
Seem to ignore others and are usually very shallow.

Not having many ideas streaming unfortunately
My creativity usually kicks in to full flow
But not a trickle of thought or drip of inspiration
Can save me from drowning today so I'm gonna go

So I'll leave it for others to write their verse
My poems I feel are just getting a tad worse
Still it's great to see some new poets and some old
All are welcome here so just let your minds unfold.

Thank You

This isn't something I'd usually do,
It's time to give a thank you or two,
Thank you to Sarah for getting me back into rap,
My music of old was really quite crap,
2pac and Dre and Eminem too,
Giggs and Rocky to name just a few,
I get a good feeling when I sing along,
To a good old West Coast Gangsta rap song!

Thank you to Jamie for bringing me to his clan,
He's a top captain, He is the man!,
I know I may win less games than I lose,
I'm just happy he's got me to choose,
But I will keep trying to be one of the best,
When that happens I'll be beating the rest!

Wooooooo i love it!

Great poems everyone keep them coming







Knob! I thought you'd done a spesh poem when i seen ur name here

Sorry I've been away for so long,
Hope you didn't think I was wrong,
I have thought about all of you,
Hope you all have thought about me too,
Though there's one special lady I've missed most of all,
That's you JSG you're the bestest FJ that there is!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww


Stephy it cos weve now all grown
Drifted away but hey lets not moan
Ive missed you too my old FJ
If only forever here we could stay
But we have different lives now easy to see
Yet ill never forget times i spent with thee
Lets try our best to just post on gen
When we log on every now and then
A quick hello so we know alls ok
And forever Funky pals we'll all stay

Awwwwwww I love it we will definitely be forever FJs!!

No, we will defo be the FOUNDERS ( as well as forever FJ's )

Too right!!!

Miss Steph and JSG are giving it large
To get past us you'll need to barge
Cos am sorry to say us girls are the best
Dont mess with us, our patience dont test!


Wooooooooooo