sad weekend ahead for my fiance and her posse
they lost a great Dad and uncle in the name of mossy!
he was such a gent he had a heart of gold
for always he had a great story to be told

there will be a huge gathering to honor this man
forever liked by all and i was a huge fan
life does come to an end for all of us
thankfully he was a man who never caused a fuss

i know he will be proud of the family he left behind
but at his wake they all can unwind
there will be tears there be smiles
but he is loved for miles and miles

so my distant Mossy my good man
please look after my saras mam
i know use are family and both great folk
trust me when i tell you this is no joke

*you will be forever remembered and always loved*

be safe
my old mate
___________________________________________________

Wicked ode fran_ - liked that one. Quality mate.

The Armchair Manager

Cup of coffee - Cup of tea
Armchair management is the life for me

United 'fan' - Through and through
No local team 'support', but what can you do?

A fixture here - A fixture there
Can't play tonight though - I'm doing my hair

Just do as I say and not as I do
Because losing is for losers and the winnings just for you

Top of the pile I will obviously never be
So best bet for me is division three

The End

Edited at 11:31 Fri 11/03/16 (GMT)

Lol nice one koko

It's a horrible life,
In the company of yer own,
When all that you've got,
Is a laptop and a phone,
Isolated in yer own world,
Where friends are hard to find,
Trying to hurt others,
Within your warped little mind.

The bruised ego

Wiping away the tears from my sleeve
Pick me please or this clan I'll leave


The End

No end to the attempts,
Written on these threads,
Go see yer Doctor,
And get some good meds,
Unfounded accusations,
Utter drivel and crap,
Your sick, sad existence,
Doesn't register on any map.

I like dogs
our lass likes cats
only chow mein round our way is made wi rats

The forum king

Look at me, look at me
I'm a fifty thousand post catastrophe

The spam technician, garbage adept
I was posting rubbish whilst most of you slept

I've said it once, I've said it twice
Time once again to roll that wordsmith dice

Another fifty thousand with more of the same
The life of a forum king sure is a time consuming game

Look......Ma.......I'm.....a.....Winner!


The End

Edited at 23:56 Sun 13/03/16 (GMT)

I didn't write this but it's a poem I really like:

'The Stars Above'

Orange and Pink shoot across the sky,
I can see it from where I lie,
The sun is setting, going to sleep,
The dark surrounds, like the ocean deep,

The stars come, twinkling lights,
Glittering diamonds, What a sight,
I lie in the grass and up I stare,
My body goes numb as I forget all my cares

I like to gaze up at the stars,
So I can forget my cares and all my scars,

I have no one to look after me,
The real me is someone no one can see,
So I'll wait until I find some sort of love,
And until then it's just me and the stars above.

(Source: http://www.familyfriendpoems.com

(By Emily)

Who's Blueberry

Im just a guy who sticks to the rules
But not when the rules are made by idiots and fools
Im addicted to drugs and alcohol too
But when people look at me I stare back at you !

Do I have a job, no you may say
But I look after kids every day
I don't get a tea break, even peace for a crap
As you go for a nap I've learnt how to adapt

I used to make planes, missiles and work crains
Till I realized that money does grow on trees
As I smoke my pipe and look at the stars in the night
I shed a tear for those gone that once made my days bright

Yes I can be serious, but rarely here
This is the place I relax with a game and chilled beer
If I've a rocket, who's the right to knock it
You can poison your liver with the doctors poison docket

Who do I trust, not many for sure
I give anyone a chance, most waste their's, that's poor
I've had my fingers burnt, each time a lesson learnt
I hold few grudges, and have left many smudges

Here's time to bring this poem to an end
If I've ever offended you, sorry, that happens my friend
As we turn the next corner remember this rhyme
Remember you can achieve anything, at any time

Just have faith in yourself and work outside the lines
People can be awkward but so is putting a football in your pocket
I feel my mind drift away as I ride life's high
I'll leave you in peace and let the hatred cease x

Colin

Im loving the poems, but im feeling bad vibes
Aimed at how some may live their lives

Playing childish games on this poem thread
Using comments to get inside each others head

He doesnt like you and you dont like him
And were not interested if you lose or win

Im more better, so much better than you
Who said that, you havent got a clue!

I'll get to Mr X by doing a rhyme
Then i will sit back an bide my time

Lets see what they have to say
Yes go on, let it take over your day!

Do any of you have the slightest thought
Of how it makes some feel distraught

Ive said it before and will say it again
This thread was fantastic way back when

So a word of advice please listen clear
Keep your stupidness from posting here

You all need to grow up, live your own way
Its only a game site at the end if the day!

Omg can you hear her,
She's shouting the odds,
Watch out she'll be qualified,
And booting us like Mods,
Can't you see it's our life,
There's nothing better out there,
Not here for yer moaning,
Coz we really don't care!

Haha!

Me? Id never become a mod
Cos id never boot any old sod
Theres a reason for this you see
Id not want to break my tiny size three
Unless you would like to help along
Id be the mod and you tag along
Then when it comes to the big heave ho
I shout HIPPES and its ur foot we show!

Thanks jsg for your thoughts
Im sorry but i havent got any good retorts
As i for one agree
So that would make 3
I wouldnt usually make a peep
But im sorry i cannot sleep
So i thought id post a couple lines
As i go back to counting the land mines



Id of said sheep but it didnt rhyme
I like the landmines line though.

Y'all better sit up and take note,
A new poet has just stepped off his boat,
Ill words and rhymes he does spit,
Better watch out for this crazy Brit,
My words'll hit ya like a bullet to the brain,
This thread will never be the same again,
I rhyme and spit for laughs and thrills,
It's watchinawe with the diamond grillz!

Blueberry. ~ Read it. I liked it

Good poems


Welcome WIA very good i must say
I hope to read some more someday
Your very good with poem and rhyme
Speshly as it was ur first time

Thanks for the welcome, it's very kind,
Glad you liked what was on my mind,
I hope to do more and not disappoint,
If I stopped it'd put your nose out of joint,
If you'd like to test how good I can rhyme,
Feel free to give me a topic some time

That was class I don't rhyme so your topic today is..... Funkypool

OH MY GOD!

Years ago, i used to leave titles for others to do and i mean like nine ten yrs ago! Used to have a comp and i say who the winner was, they were great times

Hope others take advantage of the titles too.


Ok, erm the title/topic is...................WATER