wots goin on
have i hurt u my dear
its rainin outside
and i need some beer!
u do the hokey-cokey
log in and log out
r ya fed up
if so give me a shout

the question really is
who is that u say
i say it's me
just wanna talk and play
i aint no phoney
i'm just wot i say
i ask u to chat
but i get big delays!

i really like ya
we get on i thot
am not really bothered
if yer hot or not
so tell me if ya trust me
and then we shall see
if ya really believe
in yer irish friend.....thats me!!

4 months ago2 girls they got a rabbit each
they loved them oh so much
1 named susan the other was bella
and both were tame to touch

for 6 weeks now....they've lived at ours
the girls they squeal and shout
and some nights there's a rabbit loose
coz someone let it out.

this may not seem too interesting
but wait we had a shock
2 female rabbits we had thought
how wrong just let me talk

the girls went out to feed them
at lunchtime yesterday
bella was getting a 'piggy-back'
and there was movement in the hay!!

we've now got baby bunnies
and an extra hutch for 'bella'
who simply must have all the bits
associated with bein a fella!

some have said they want 1
for their little girl or boy
others said just drown them
my girls would be annoyed

for now we'll let them grow a bit
and c wot we will do
make some kiddies happy
or even make a bob or two.

NEVER BUY 2 RABBITS LMAO

we love hippes

lol ty steph
seems the poets all have left,
could they really all be dead?
except for me....alone in a thread

Think there all on holiday

The AFL final one day every year
where the teams battle it our showing no fear
The boys are ready, have that look in there eyes
and in every household, team flags fly.

This one day a year is special to us,
you wake up in the morning crack open a can ,
beers , friends ,BBQ's , its a must.

At 2.30 pm the siren whales ,
were all watching drinking our ale,
the game is so close, im biting my nails
who's gunna win i hope its the saints .

Final quarter now , people are saying OMG
theres gunna be a draw , surely not c'mon guys
lets get ahead of the pies
But the siren blasts , a draw it is ,
disbelief how can that be .

So clean up the barbies , buy some more boooze
Its on again at the mighty MCG
lets hope the magpies lose !!!

I have no idea what that poem was about
but hey im drunk im just here to laugh and shout
maybe as we cumbrians do start a bout
get knocked out with a good right hand clout

my rhymes are notoriorious and sometimes victorious
but i hear some people say i aint so glorious
all of them haters and master debaters
as my rhymes go out across the equator

This pointless poem has reached its climax
im so sorry it won't ever reach imax
i think il sit back relax with a beer
it's a shame the poem was crap in my apologies im sincere

Hate to say
I think it's true
People are formin an orderly cue
Pointless I tell yas
Each time ya try
Sign up someone else
Ville's clan days have died
I've had plenty of craic
Lots of friends I have made
Loved each and every minute
Enjoyed the crusade

big thanks to everyone i've played with, special mention for me ole skip aaron, and, liam.....who am sure you all know now have lost the plot!

dan as well, pinky, matt, janmb, jay and all me buddies, wiperouters and opponents.

Not been here for quite a while,
No poems from me to make you smile,
I let this slip from my to-do list,
Please feel free to slap my wrist,
I'll d'on my poet's cap once more,
To showcase the stuff you all adore

well just looky here
an old friend is back
i hope u are well
coz ive missed yer craic
so come on the smurf
do yer stuff with the lines
enlighten us all
with yer delectable rhymes

loving it hippes n smurf

Come on Steph, give it a try,
Step right up and don't be shy,
Post some lines for us to read,
The floor's now yours so take the lead,
We've never heard a rhyming Nutter,
So make Hippes' and my heart start to flutter

ok guys its my turn to share,
i wanna show u all that i do care,
im a nice guy i really am ,
i hope things work in my new clan.

playing ppl like hippes and mewtwo,
i make sure i have my horse shoe,
its only a game if i do lose,
but i will say fair fair play to use,

most players iv met are very nice,
some are cold ,cold as ice,
i wanna say i love funkypool,
most of use here do rule

welcome teamplayer
he's havin a go
anuva new addition
to the poetry flow.

so pay a wee visit
and leave a wee rhyme
won't be long
till yer sick of mine

and just one more thing
to say before i go
happy birthday to smurf, but,
too many candles to blow

hippes of gazereth

Jimmy's back!
Hip-hip hooray!
Thought I was dead?
Nah just holiday!

But I'm here to post a poem if I'm allowed,
Gather round peeps to form a crowd,
There seem to be morals to every story,
But hey I'm not Jackanory,
A lot of us have nasty habits,
In Gaz's place, don't buy rabbits!

lol hey jim keep er lit my friend

its been a while i know
since i posted on this thread
just getting really nervous
going away in a short period

but heres my very last post
wish it wasnt i say
but as careers are taking off
so is mine so no more play

army, raf
no its navy for me
submarines or speed boats
its a life on the sea

so goodbye my fellow poolers
all will be missed very much
but 1 day i will return
and i wont be speaking dutch!

*aaaah knew the last line would mess it up for me!*

anuva buddy bites the dust
he's gone to pastures new,
best luck from hippes
on all yer trips
and i'll look after yer cue

all te best m8 tc

Sweet ryhme


Agro you'll never be forgot,
Hippes will look after your cue so it doesn't rot,
Navy? Make sure you look after yourself, son,
Never thought i'd see the day they let you loose with a gun.
As for me I'll stay here and do my bit,
Fixing knackered cars with my dead-end job at kwik-fit

Just a quick one from me
I'll read these soon hopefully
Hoping this thread has thrived
Never went awol or nosedived