Haha!

Its always your fault I type like that
Ya car blame me, or the ally cat
Its what you say, and make me think
To make me type, a load of stink

(:S)

Jeez Louise, look at all these posts!!
More shocking then seeing a ghost
I hope your both back for good Paula and Pete
Give us all a poetic treat

2's company and 3's a crowd
We got more now and they're doin us proud
So keep em coming is all i can say
And im not on my own HOORAY!!

Fret not Fry cos i am back
But dont know if its to stay
Please dont dry
I promise i'll try
To post a poem per day!




Oh dont blame me u little freak
Taint my fault that your weak
You never think about my type
Your just constantly in a hype
Ok i admit when i am here
Across your face i sense fear
But its only cos you think that
I wont share my big Kitkat

Well you cant break a promise am afraid
So i hope you wont have strayed
wether its an essay or 2 lines
Post it.... aslong as it rhymes

We will back to our best
When our irish friend returns from his rest
He needs to get back quick
So i can say hello and call him thick

Need his charms in my life
Cos he is sometimes as sharp as a knife
But i bet he dozy and frail
Dietting on too much cider and ale

Fry asked me to write a poem
He has friends,and I don't know 'em
Thought i would give this a try
Will be my one and only ,so goodbye

haway sarah u can do better
Dont make me send u a formal letter
Although u colud shoe me away with your horse
If you can clamber upon it o' course

Well i see no-one here
Guess i will sit in fear
Pray You all come and post
So i can enjoy your rhymes the most

The weather is lovely now
Im enjoying loads.... and how
Bottle of cider in ma hand
Can you think of anything as grand?

I enjoy wearing my F-18 Hornet hat
So I must ask if you would like fries with that
I'd write a better poem but I just haven't the time
At least be happy that is has a certain rhyme

I look out the window
and what do I see
it looks like a postcard
or an island on tv!
I must comment that it
normally looks like a pit
but spring's in the air
and i'll hide under there

Bored bored bored
Omg let me escape this lord
Nothing to do all day
May as well go to work i say
Alas im here posting again
But where are the rest of u then?

i grew up with da concrete tunes
chillin at my yard inhale da fumes
charming da cuties to my room
waking up the neighbours with the boom boom

hustling n grimeing from dusk til dawn
i think its in my blood its the way i was born
surviving on the street, my designers torn
witness my boy go and still i mourn

murphybhoy da family man now
how did i get away tell me how
i still hear da beat pow pow
but i look in my baby boys eyes and it makes me proud

and i know that was then, and this is now.

That was fab Murphybhoy!


More More!!!!

Justsumgirl

who were u wiv last night?
It was jus sum girl
Did u get her number last night?
it was jus sum girl
she was looking hot last night
it was jus sum girl
you took her home last night
it was jus sum girl.

u still link wiv dat chick dat night?
it was jus sum girl
i seen that chick from dat night
it was jus sum girl
da chick wants to chat about dat night
it was jus sum girl
nah da chick says she pregnant from dat night
IT WAS JUS SUM GIRL!

Edited by forum moderator hothead_bob, at 00:02 Sun 24/04/11 (BST)

LMAO But ??????????????????

dunno your name jus gave me an idea of something to write

im so on top of my game
im lightin the highgrade, gettin insane
and into the wrong lane.
as i get outta my mind and im wasting my time.

growing up in the hood is what i do good
good and bad memories wiv my boyz and my enemies
as i look up to the sky and pray to god to keep me alive
the stays high on my mind.

your mouth shuda stayed shut not open
but now your just hoping
i drink a bottle of hennesey
and a red bull for energy
listening to the tune of 2pac
remenising what life just got took back.

Edited by forum moderator ruby, at 09:22 Wed 27/04/11 (BST)

thank you fry am missin ya too,
but there is one am missin more than you,
she has a smile that melts my heart,
and promises me that she never farts!

its just a quick wee visit from me,
am glad yer all doin da poetry,
i'll love yas and leave yas, but u know i'll be back,
coz i really am missin my chums and the craic.

keep er lit!

Been a few days since i been on
I see Gaz has also gone
Hav'nt had ma mojo for a day or two
Barely let go of ma cue

But im back now
And stronger than the back end of a cow
So this place is like gen chat
Started off well, but gone flat

head still spinning from last nights fiasco
cant remember a thing apart from a girl though
feet is killing man big bruise on my big toe
wallets looking empty what did i spend on that hoe

cups of coffee and funkypool time
quarter to seven what a long lie
my bellys feeling dodgy somethings creeping up high
i need 2 sprint to the bog man forget this rhyme!!

they wait in the night
to give him a fright
watching him smoke
having a ... joke

they plot and plan
whilst watching this man
he sits unawares
not realising the stares

if only he knew
what they wanted to do
cos watch out hippes
those man eating bunnies are licking their lips

So i lost my semi at 9 ball pool
Betcha thought i was bin a naughty fool
Am in shock and awe
Kate has posted one more

So i guess Gaz likes bunny's
Do they give him the funnies?
Or is he paranoid through the booze?
We need him to give us some clues