got 2 semis and then go knocked out

boo hooo

check the last page for the joke

joke no.1
ther was once a v.old couple who had a forgeting stuff problem.So they both paid the doc a visit the doc told them 2 write down things,so they didnt forget.the next day the old couple wer having a chat wen the old man got up 2 go to the kitchen so he asked his wife "ime going to the kitchen hunny wud u like anything"so the old lady replies "i feel like having a slice of cake" so the old man replies "ok darling" his wife says "darling i just remembered put some of that srawberry sauce on it, and oh 1 slice of that lovely pear if u dnt mind"." i think u shud write it all down hunny" says the old lady.the old man reassures her by saying "nonsense its only a slice of cake with strawberry sauce and a slice of pear"he walks into the kitchen and 10mins later returns with a plate of egg.beans on toast he hand it to the old lady. she looks at it, smiles and says "i told u hunny.u shud have wrote it down,u forgot the bacon."

pro (clans new (or shud i say first) comedian)

hahaha post "like" or "hate" on to the forum so i know if i am funny or not and another joke awaits

dedicate my 3rd ever uk 8 run the rack to all of you

yet another torni 8 uk which i ran the rack in 2 :P

Well done mate

well done was gutted cudn't play

Well done Tozzie, have you taken on your King of the Hill challenge mate?



12:46 Sun 22/08/10 9 Ball Pool - blackapple ran the rack!
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13:51 Sun 22/08/10 9 Ball Pool - blackapple ran the rack!
14:59 Sun 22/08/10 9 Ball Pool - blackapple ran the rack!

God knows how many times i'm going to have to edit this post today

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Edited at 15:08 Sun 22/08/10 (BST)

wd all, well guys got my overall ranking to 875.1 now.

BTW Clan i am going to ease of trying to win anymore tournaments lol, its not the week end anymore so just the 2 to 3 a day for me now.

hey everybody, how u all doing?

wd all and tozzie and hope u get 2 overall virt p_f gud luck all

hey can i join u guys

u can give me a trial

ive jst played som1 called best_pooler and hes a v.nice person and has quite a hand @ 9ball pool. he asked me if he cud join and i told him 2 post on the forum and v.cap or cap will get bck 2 him.i personaly think his a great guy and a gud player.

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i will not leave if i leave i have to delete my account but i have to play games and if i am in the clan for over one season or one season and i leave i do not have to delete my account

is that fair

Sorry, have to disagree with you there. He may well be a good player (and IMO he has good potential) but he has a terrible habit of leaving Clans only a few weeks after joining.

I'm not interfering or anything, just thought I'd point that out. Most of your team mates will know all about it anyway.

i will not do that on this clan i have allways wanted to join this clan

Sorry heard that sentance so many times that it can't be believed any more.

yeah its like one of my snooker mates saying i promise not to deactivate but he does :L