And I'd leave the modding to me if I was you!
(But then if I was you and you was me we wouldn't be talking right now)

My god, my injuries go on forever......... as for the weirdest place.........

I chipped my tooth on some school railings when I was riding my BMX (back in the day when they were cool) big gust of wind. Ended up being knocked out for a short time! And now I have a false tooth!!

Once when I was younger, around 13 or so, I was playing with one of those type of hair brushes that have the bristles all around. Anyways it got caught in the fringe in the worst possible spot atop my head and I could not get it out for the life of me. I had the brush dangling on my forehead for a good 24 hours because I couldn't bring myself to cut it out. Very painful. My mom ended up cutting it out for me, leaving a very obvious chunk of missing hair on one side of my part. I was given the name "Spike" shortly after by my friends. Luckily, that name only stuck for a few months.

That reminds me, I've ran into glass doors more often than once

I got a friend who did almost exactly the same...

I was chasing him playing a game of tag, a HUGE gust of wind blew up and he got pushed into a lamppost and lost his tooth...

(We were about 8, so gusts of winds could push us... )

thanks 1_eye.

some funny posts here

Nvm then... sorry..

on a ride out on my motorbike in the derbyshire peaks one glorious summer, bike jacket open to allow air in, shades on..looking cool in my black leathers, helmet etc suddenly a big thud on my chest and i felt a buzzing under my arm.......i calmly pulled by the side of the road, as not too startle my other fellow bikers, took my helmet off...shades first.....then off with the jacket and then a bloody horrible sting from a bee in my armpit.....it had decided to allow me to stop so i wouldnt get killed then it jossed it once it stung me, it has a little grave in my garden for its loyalty.....RIP Bee

Aww lol... Ouch too!

Ohh lot's of people laugh at this one.

One day I was going to see my mate in hospital with a few mates in my car and when we arrived I got out not looking where I was going and Bang tripped over curb and broke my ancle!

Outsite the hospital so how lucky was I lol.

I'm sure you'll find this one funny.......

As with most partially sighted people I often, when not paying attention, end up walking in to something.

One time I happened to walk in to a half open door in front of a room full of people - stung like hell but I ignored it and 'took it like a man'. That was until I got the toilet, seen the bump on my head and 'cried like a girl'!!

Awww, 1_eye. Poor guy!

Oh god where do I start....

ok one day running through some bushes when I was younger I sliced my leg with barbed wire, 7 stiches.

Fell down steps at primary school hit my head on the ground, 5 stiches.

A friend of mine and myself were throwing tarmac at each other (its Ireland we dont have much to do ) and got hit on the forehead, massive siameese-twin-type lump on my head

Met a players knee playing gaelic at uni, about 1 year ago and my tooth went through my .....whatever its called...bit between my nose and upper lip another 6 stiches *sigh*

thats all I can remember for now :P

pmsl

Lol

I wouldn't be laughing if I was him.

The Mall

I Fell down the stairs.

I did like 10 bum bumps lol.

In high school, I was going down the stairs when I missed a step. My arm got caught in the railing, spraining it half way down, and my skirt was up to my belly button. I pretended to be sick the next day I was so embarrassed.

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I was drinking a can of beer when at a bbq, and lo and behold a wasp had entered the can...Next thing I knew was that the wasp had taken a disliking to being in ky mouth and stung me on the inside of my lip...

i broke my leg during dogeball in 7th grade..i tried to dodge a ball, jumped back, and my right leg snapped on me right above the kne. doc said i had a cyst so it was bound to break at sum point.

OUCH!

im laughing at all ur misfortunates heres 1 of mine,
i was playing man hunt if u have heard of it eny way i was hiding wid m8s they saw us i legged it jumped on ths logg jumped to get over this fence with barbed wire on it didn't go aswell as i planned and my thigh just near my groin on the inside area was caught in the barbed wireso my thigh near my u know wat had barbed wire sticking into it ive got a scar now

I broke my wrist once when i was sleeping. I have really weak wrists i've broke my left 3 times and my right wrist twice.

Well i was sleeping one night and most of been dreaming of fighting or something (makes me sound so chav - ish) and i swung a punch and hit the wall i sleep against. Woke up in agony.