just places which seem pretty harmless but you were stupid enough to injure yourself.

I was rehersing for an english play in my english room.

We rehersed a little scene where we beat up each other and when it came to me getting pushed over, I landed on my pinky finger....

came up the next day bent, swollon, blue and purple...but not fully broken (probs just fracutred)

so yeah, I fractured my pinky in English!! (this was like 6 months ago)

what werid places have you injured yourself?

Does hungover in bed count???


The weirdest place i've hurt myself is in bed and the floor, you can see where i'm going with this...at least, i hope so!

Ran into a goal post knee first, had a blunt piece of wood go through my hand between my thumb and index finger whilst riding a bike (who says men cant multi-task? )Fell onto a metal bollard stomach first and have done permanent damage unfortunately Oh and fell into a wall an cracked my head open, passed out for about 2 hours with that one

I'm a very careful person

Erm.... Weirdest place probably the Loo or the bath tub, i hit my head on the tap in the bath, and erm.... go stuck on the loo and had to use butter. this was when i was 4 or something

this is the weirdest thread ever lol

weirdest place was probably.... was the computer desk..

i started spinning around in my chair and BOOM! hit my knee on the side of the desk.. i could not move my leg i'm serious

Everyone at school can back me up at this one....

I was at home in the morning and I was in the kitchen making myself a cup of tea. I ended up pouring on to my hand instead of my cup... (How, I do not know... )

My scolded hand was throbbing for about a week!

Thanks mate - haven't laughed so hard in ages



I did that but in them dodgem cars. I was limping around Meadowhall (local shopping centre/hypermarket) for hours

About 5 months ago I was in goals, the bar was about 3cm above my height. My mate hit a shot that was going over, and I jumped while on the goaline, so my head cracked off the bar

Now that I'm playing regular 5-a-sides as a goalkeeper, expect some more interesting injuries for me not had anything much yet, but that will change very soon...

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL has to be one of the funniest things I've ever read

I've never injured myself

haha niall, you protected by a force field round your person and therefore no harm can come to you too?

Don't know what my worst is, when i first moved away from home and tried ironing i was hopeless. I have two burn scars one on my arm about 3 inches long and one on my leg about 2 inches long (i was ironing my trousers, that's how i scarred my leg).

The title sounds like the thread is asking for trouble. Girl's with braces and the like .

:O:O:O: All male posts!

Am not tellin ya's then XD

Was playing in goals and dived to attempt a save but misjudged it and smacked my head on the post. The ball went in as well. That was serious pain. Also, my best mate pushed me off an 8 foot halfpipe onto my head, which was good of him. He was real sorry afterwards though lol.

My God, were you ironing them while you were wearing them??


Ummm... Well, I did run into the screen door yesterday as I was opening it. But a pretty blue motorcycle had just passed and I had turned around to look at it, lol.

No, i took them off to iron them. The iron board i had only had one leg so it was balanced one end on the table, and it collapsed on me.

I like that tho, ironing trousers while wearing them! Can yo imagine.

there was a time when i was 6 and i rode my bike around the block to see my friend.

as you left his driveway, you had to go down a hill and then around the corner to get home.

halfway down this hill there was a tree and you can go either way around.

I was nearly at the tree and i decided to go around the other way...bad choice.

I ended up hugging the tree (nearly) - and at 6 years old, it doesnt take much impact for it to really hurt!

message to little ones - make up your mind of which way you go around trees BEFORE you get there

Wise words.

Just scraped all the back of my leg with my bike pedal lol...bad idea cycling the 2 miles home from the pub, least Villa won!!!

fell into yes into a bath,

took my towel off on for the ladies, if not men

one leg over the bath

then BANG slip on them silly stupid slippery mats.

bum over boobs.

cut head on corner of bath lol!!

i'd edit that if i were you...

I don't see any offense in his post...