Loonys, your poems make me laff

BUMPED


I bumped this poem for all to see
Cos it had fell onto page three
Come on people its just so easy
Do a little poem, do it for me

Wish granted!


For Paula


I don't do these often, as I'm sure you've seen -
She does, however, this member of our team.
She's always around to give a helping hand,
A friend for life, she will always take a stand
Without question, without hesitation.
Now it's Paula's turn for a celebration!
Yes, it's Paula about whom I am talking.
You'll never see this girl on the site, sulking!
Always there to brighten up your darkest day,
Goes out of her way to make sure you're okay.
She knows how to turn that frown into a smile
At the drop of a hat with her girlish wiles.
Paula, my dear friend, this poem is for you;
Don't be bashful, hun, all that I say is true!
She'll create pictures for you, no questions asked,
Even though we know it's not an easy task.
Playing pool, heck, she claims that she has no skill,
But she only has to laugh to get her fill.
I think laughing is the thing that she loves best.
She laughs so much, she never gets any rest.
Our Paula, who smiles with everything she does,
She PHSL whilst going NUDGE!!!
Paula, my dear, you know that I'm not lying,
You make me laugh till I'm virtually crying!

And so my friend, we all are none of us a fool -
I hereby dub thee "Sweetheart of Funkypool"!



<3

Well done Katie good one

Aw nice of Thug

This ones for Paula aswell...

Dee dee dee dee dee doo doo doo doo
dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee

*Tunes guitar sittin on a random piece of hay*

And here's to your Mrs Pigginson
Jesus loves ur gorgeous bacon roll's
Woah waoh waoh....

God bless you please Mrs Piginson
Heaven holds a place for those you bake
Hey hey hey....hey hey hey

:O Katie, I love that so much, thankyou EB <3

(Lmao @ the NUDGE bit tho haha everyone knows what that reminds me of haha)

*HUGS* x

OH LMAOOOOOOO!!! Ta bab...urgh bacon rolls of fat? *pinches belly*..YAVENT

Ha -----<PNP3--->

Oh fiddle dee dum and fiddle dee dee
This thread should never be on page three
Just so PPPaula doesn't get the hump
I'll make a short rhyme and give it a BUMP

WOO WOOOOO G! Thankyou and good poem haha

This is just a little short rhyme
Cos I haven't really got enough time
to write a longer poem than this you see
But this really shouldn't be on page three

THANKYOU G :)



Anyone else? Come on :((

Plz Post Poems 4 Pawlaaaa Piglet !!

BUMPED!!!!!!

Bump

I walked along and bumped my knee;
The blood did pour for all to see.
Upon this I would more expound,
But now I must go sleeping sound.

No so much of a poem but its funny lol

9 lil piggies sitting on the wall

one lil piggy falls of da wall

this lil piggy was made into stew

8 lil piggies left sat on da wall

Loony ~ Am sure you could do a good poem for me if you set your mind to it


Potty ~ I KNEW you'd post that haha

Help me, the day is passing so slowly -
Release me from this bank of slavery!
For Pete's sake, it is only half past two;
The next three hours seem like more than a few!
It's raining; the sky's gloomy; no one's here;
The boredom will make me crazy, I fear.
Some kid just pressed his face to the window -
"Go away!" I feel like saying, "Just go!
No lollipops today, I ate them all,
And the stickers are all gone, big and small!"
Phone's ringing - "We're not here!" I say softly,
But it never gets rid of 'em, you see.
"I need my balance, please," is what I get,
But OH, no account number, you can bet!
Look them up by name, get their digits, too,
Tell them the info they want to review.
"There's been a mistake!" - I hear it all day,
"I couldn't have spent that money, no way!"
That's the thing with having a debit card:
Most think they help, but all they do is harm!

Half past four now - almost time to go!
The day's been long, my mood only so-so.
I have another long day tomorrow,
But, with hope, I'll go with good thoughts in tow.



Wrote this at work today, because it was soooo boring!

nice

Fab Katie, just fab

Omg look what i found on page 3 well its not good enough is it Flange,you tell them lol




Right its not hard to do
Its as easy as tieing your shoe,
So come on people lets give it a go
While i sit here picking my toe,



See what i mean,
I am no queen,
But i give it a go,
So come on you lot,
Dont be flipping mean




Lol






Just for you my Petal (flange} taaaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa