Go on graaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wooofly poemmmmmmmmm lets have some moreeeeeeeeeeee

Ok G..

Have you read any of Jills poems? PMSL..they go summat like this ( im lmao already)


Come on ppl do some more
yes you know the score
Paula will get mad
only a little tad,
so yes now dont get mad
Shes only got wee feet
so leave her alone
do poems dont moan
Get it on page one
i dont want it gone
so woo woo yipeee hooooo
do poems even if they are poo

Omg lmao


Oh well at least i try





im Lmao here reading that trust you to find it

I didnt :S:S I made that up, its NOT one of yours pmsl, just one like you'd usually do u loon haha

Kenan and Kel
Sabrina in there too
Don't forget the rugrats
That would be foolish to do
Hey arnold hello to you
We all knew helga liked him too

Drake and josh
Wasen't that posh
He loved his granny
Not so much his mammy

Fairly odd parents
If we all remember
Wasen't that good
Didin't become a fan club member

The new ones we all still watch
And try not to lie
Like spongebob and patrick
Those are fly

So tll your children and all your friends
Nickeloden will stay till the end

Good one Zody!

Hey, im gunna leave titles/subjects again for you all ok?


Title: Toilets / Loo's

Jack and Jill went up the hill
In a shower of rain
Jack showed affection
With his erection
and Jill said do it again

Wats that got to do with the loo? BUT LMAO Good one

i feel so lucky
it may seem a bit mucky
that i can stand for a wee
but it's an easy way to pee

the man beside starts yapping
clicking, kicking and clapping
while distracted from the task
the lack of wee you mask

not just for wee is the royal dalton
there is loads in walton (in liverpool apparently)
it eats jobbies too
just sit down and poo

After your daily motion
use some soapy lotion
for jobby germs are a harmful thing
please remember to shake your ding-a-ling

IM PMSL @ Last bit! Well Done Loc, keep em up STS!

Off to the loo
Here i go
Newspaper in hand
Turn on the fan

Smelly it may be
We will wait and see

Lmao trust you Kenny

The Toilet Closure

Arrgh why did they close the public toilets down?
When you need one and it's shut it really makes you frown
You've had a few beers and you need a wee but you're out in town
Oh why did they close the public toilets down?

I think I write to my MP
And ask him, where do I go for a wee?
And if the wrong answer he gives to me
I might have to do it all over his Knee

My ode to the toilet is over
No more public loos for the rover
We have to go in the fields like a drover
If only they'd open them again we'd be in clover

WOOOOOOO SI! Great stuff there haha




Random

I felt the need to type this
As i was just sat here
Was thinking of some people
People who ive held dear

You see they made an impact
My mind still sees their faces
Some meant more than others
Most left without leaving traces

From all different walks of life
Age colours races and creed
To of crossed a path with mine
There must of been a need

Some are gone but not forgotton
As memories they play their part
Of the people who graced my life
And are held deep in my heart


~Paula~ :)




Okay erm.. new title is *drumrolls* Tea!(Cuppa's woo woo)

Edited at 13:25 Sun 22/02/09 (GMT)

What a bimbo i am lmao, and a lovely Poem made me get a lump in my throat

LOL! WOooooooo Flappy Bimbooo OJ!


Time you done one isnt it eh? EH?

Tea



Is there anyone out there
What really Cares,
Who Might say Pull up a chair,
Look at us two what a right pair,
Do you fancy some tea,
Im quite suprised and sit and just stare,
Then sits and waits to see what for for tea
Well i will be blown,if i had already known,
I Dont like sweet corn,mushroom, as well
But thank ever so much for making my tea,
Maybe next time ask me what i would like to eat,
But it was kind of you to make it a traet.




lmao there you go Flange happy now

Next Title is Dinner

Woops sorry double Post,but i had to ,i made a spelling mistake but ive put it right now








Sorry

Great poems !!

PPPaula's made me

Potty you can use this if you double post


OH a double post and time is tight
If I fiddle around I might make it worse
What can I do to put it right?
Oh I know I'll make up a verse



I know it had nothing to do with dinner I'll try one of those later