I Have Lollypopguildophobia I Cannot Go To Bed,
Cuz When I Close My Eyes I Get Munchkins In My Head,
For I Seem To Have A OOMPAH LUMPAH fear You See,
The Kind That Bite Your Ankle And Come Up To Your Knee,
I Do Not Know At All Why I Fear The Shorter Folk,
I Am Not Taking Micky This Is Not A Joke,
They Come Into My Dreams At Night And Nibble On My Knee,
I Wake Up Drenched In Sweat And Shouting ...I AM NOT YOUR TEA.
Maybe Its From Being Young And Watching Too Much Telly..
Thats It.,BINGO Wizard Of Oz Made Me A Jelly Belly

rofl rofl it's so funny
and my favorite animal's a bunny

Super dude fly through the air
With that cape so fair
Kill the baddies with your sword
Banish hate with your word

From building to building
Without a care
Helping others in time of despair

Cries of help heard a far
Super dude drives his car
To find the crime they will commit
Fist of fury will make submit

So fear not he is far and near
Call for help he will hear clear
The only man for the job
He can make your heart throb

Superdude

SUPERDUDE

SUPERDUDE!!!!

Great stuff you lot, keep them coming please :)

Right Title for someone to do a poem and who ever does it must leave the next person a title

Lampost


or better still name a person to do 1

MY LAMPOST

Oh now that im here i'll have a go
Just cos i love this thread so
An theres a title thats been left
So its like doing a poem test

The title's about an old street lamp
God i love 'em they make me feel.....camp
I look at them like they are some hunk
But thats only when am really drunk

My legs wrapped around them oh come to me
And all in full veiw of the CCTV ! !
A hug and a kiss, a scratch on my thighs
That lampost is gawjuss in my tipsy eyes!



~Paula~

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMAO!!

lmao omg Flange ive weed





You never left a title

HAHAHA

Ok Title

WEE!

Pmsl ok um wee

I go wee loads a day
wee is gd make it makes u feel free
wee is nature
and nature is gd just as gd as
a refreshing wee

There thats all i could manage lol

Title biscuit

Love urs paula

Edited at 22:13 Sun 23/11/08 (GMT)

OH WOO WOO POTTY PMSL!! Great stuf MORE MORE!!

Who's doing Biccy???

Biscuits!

Do you want a biscuit? i ask you now,
you'll taste my creation, and ask me to take a bow,
I personally don't like them, they're just to dry,
When i find out we have biccies, i let off a sigh,
Offer me a cupcake or a brownie too,
And i'll smile so sweetly as i look at you,
Biscuits are good with cups or tea,
And i hear also with Some cheese like Bree,
So enjoy your biscuits today i say,
Before someone comes and eats them, and for them you'll just pray.



Edited at 23:09 Sun 23/11/08 (GMT)

FAB! MEL FAB!

Title Mel you forgot to leave 1

Oops sorry!.. umm.. Title is: Rain!

Great poems there from Paula - Potty - Mel! lmao

Ill leave a title...

MUFFINS

Oh Mel, you got there before me haha...What about Muffins in the rain? Soggy Maffins!

Edited at 23:14 Sun 23/11/08 (GMT)

I cant do titles that well :((

PIT U DO ONE!

Soggy Muffins!

I had a soggy muffin today,
How it got soggy, for a nice way i pray,
It tastes to bad, it squichy and soggy,
Why did i eat it? should have fed it to my doggy,
As a form of torture have a soggy muffin,
And the evil person will be laughin,
It's soggy like wet paper,
And look like something out of a used diaper,
Don't eat the soggy muffins! i beg of you,
I'm giving you this warning, not to go through it too!,
Soggy muffins are really bad, good for food fights,
And dropping them from great heights!.

.. i'm in a poetic mood..

HA HA HA HA Great Stuff Mel


New Title

KISSES

Kisses ... Hmm, alrighty..

The are several types of kisses,
Kisses you give to you mum,
Kisses you give out of fun,
Kisses you give to those that mean lots,
Kisses you give to say sorry for throwing flower pots,
Kisses to say you care,
Kisses to say you'll always be there,
Kisses to say you're having fun,
Kisses you give when around there's a nun,
Kisses you give to those you love,
Kisses you give to those going above,
Kisses for all, kisses are good,
But give the right kiss, or it might get misunderstood!



Edited at 01:59 Mon 24/11/08 (GMT)

go on mel,,moreeeeeeeeee



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