Awwww thats just beautiful that is paula

Thanks Chica



Mon Potty..you do one?

Anyone??

Browsing around some forum
Reading through some posts
Stumble upon the poem one
Its the thread that i luv most

Lots of peeps have been here
With many leaving a rhyme
Some they have amazed me
As ive read them line by line

We also have a Hangman
Played by JoJo and Chris
Then you'll find Muffy lurking
With Summer on Kik N Kiss

Time holders and its Reverse one
With Potty, Carl, Mel and Cloone
Determined to get in the lead
Spolilers left by Cloon the Loon

Last word new sentence also
Is amongst the fun and games
Link-a-word and Blankety Blank
And some where we say names

Reverse guess a song one
Is where that you'll find Tids
Along with the egotistical
Laffing like two little kids

A fun forum upon a fab site
Have a laff, maybe act a fool
Chat, read, play a game or two
On this here great FUNKYPOOL



~Paula~

Paula I know this aint the theme you asked for but hope you like it anyways

Funkysnooker

Pushing it in gently, to the sound of a "thwock",
Small beads of sweat form on my face.
With the pressure mounting and a diminishing clock,
I readjust myself deftly and push down on my mouse.
Now taking the lead, I spot a hard red,
It's going to be tight, is all i can think,
But there's no other way to get in on that pink,
He shoots, he scores, in snooker thats as good as a hat trick of goals,
Leaving me free with a choice of good holes,
I down a few more and split up the pack,
Leaving me free to score big on the black,
Well into my flow now, in spectacular fashion,
I miscue and the white ends up on the cushion,
Now what do I do? I'm stuck in a rutt,
If I miss this next shot they're sure to kick butt,
So I take a short minute, and chalk up my cue,
Considering all the things that i can and cant do,
Then it hits me, the way out of this mess,
Yes surely thats it, that shot is the best,
I'll nail this shot, yeah really go to town,
Just tap the pink lightly then come in on the brown,
To my shock it worked, I think i'm in heaven,
Only thing i've missed is the classic 147,
I finish my break, no way i can lose,
Shake hands with my opponent and pay him his dues,
But thats enough snooker for me, i'm all outta fuel,
Think its time to head back, to old funkypool!





Edited at 15:09 Fri 14/11/08 (GMT)

Like It Beaks?? I LUV IT!
Yours are worth the wait
I read ur poems bit by bit
Thanks Squeezy, me 'ol mate!


WOO SI That was fab bab!

Way to go Beaks good one

Beaks?!

Very good poem, but I thought it was about something else for a minute!!! "Pushing it in gently", "Small beads of sweat form on my face", "I readjust myself deftly", and so on!

Come on now,
Go on and try,
To do a poem,as you know why,
so you ready after 1,2,3
Lets see who can beat me






Lmao Flange there you go a jill poem

More poems please



Come on dont be shy

Dont be shy?
Shy im not!
Dont believe me?
Ask that Pot!



nice poems from all btw

Lmao @ Ur poem Jill..god i luv them yano haha

Oh Pit we DO believe ya mate, we all know ur not shy!!!


Anyone wanna title for a poem? I miss leaving titles yano :(

Love that one lol

PITS PET


Just a short poem for my mates Pet
His companion who's scaley an wet
He lives in the water swims all day
My mate just watches while at play (LOL)

But the past few days his pets been ill
Pits has been worried as pets been still
He's Really been going outta his mind
He said "OMG Paula, he's going blind!"

So Off Pit trotted to find a cure
Tho wat was rong he wasnt quiet sure
All that he knew was his pet was sik
He wanted it better, and real quick

Put stuff in the water wait and see
Is it getting better? please let it be
But am being honest i say with regret
I think your pet is starting to fret

Wantin the mate he lost the other week
Cos life in his tank is lonely and meek
But i'll not dwell and i have a wish
Its hoping all ends well for your Fish


~Paula~

Thanks for your kind words it means lot
Me and Fish (2) will give it a shot
To hope and prey is all i can do!
If all goes wrong its time for the loo

Supportive friend is what you are
Helping me through this, But Paula, I Car
If he dies then its your shoulder ill rent
Then thinking of Fish 1, Maybe its meant?

Well, Thanks again for the care for me fish
Not all's bad if he goes...Ill russle up a dish
Fish and batter, What Tids did suggest!
Im a bt of a dodgy cook, But ill do my best

ARGH What am i saying, He isnt even dead!
Watching him as i type, Whilst he bangs he's head
Best wishes to ya mate is all ill say
Cheers Paula for the kind poem, Lets be thankful he's alive TODAY!

OH WOO WOO BAB! Good one

Awwww Hope he ok yano...

You got salt and vinegar??

OH PMSL AM SORRY

*HAGS*

Jump in the air
Wrestle a bear
Kick a mongoose
Eat a chair

Pack your lunch
Throw a stone
Read a book
On your own

Watch tv
I go pee
Come back soon
Then we see

Poem go away now
It's for the best
This whole thing is random
But i did my best

HA I love that one

MORE MORE!!! *Claps*

Come on you lazy lot lets have some poems

i'm playin funkypool
i think it's kinda kool
my rankings touch the sky
if i don't make top 10 players im gonna die
because i know i can
i'm gonna make it that's the plan

i made it to the top
now i have to go and mop

so say goodbye to this post
i really like this thread the most
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

hows that?

come on people,
it's saturday night,
have some fun,
but please don't fight.

So write a poem,
to celebrate,
and forget all,
the people you hate.

it's cold outside,
but i don't care,
so have some fun,
and maybe play 'truth-or-dare'.

come on peoples,
it's saturday night,
throw caution to the wind,
but PLEASE DON'T FIGHT.