No, Tommy Valentine was really just a dog dressed up in fancy dress...

It was a good treat for him being taken out for dinner with a person he met on the internet...



Why do dogs like bones?

Because they have more bones in there body than humans

Why does the moon come out at night?

Because it's the moons time to 'seek' when playing 'hide and seek' with the sun.

Do lollypop men/women actually like lollypops?

no, they view it as cannibalism

Is cannibalism acceptable if there's only lima beans and delicious looking babies left, and you hate lima beans?

Yes

Why do we hug/kiss?

Because Mow Syzlak (spelling) started it all off, when he looked for Amanda Huggenkiss.

Why does it always rain on me?

Because you lied when you were 17,

Why is David Beckham so highly rated?

coz he is english



why are people people cant they be chekghsdjtngsjhdklsyhlkfd

because they hate lima beans.

Why is there no pink smiley face availible?

As it is politically incorrect...


Why is red associated with anger?

because the hulk got so angry he turned green, not red, and became the green giant.

What will the kitten in sm_rat's logo do next?