Deuce was once arrested for dressing in a smurf outfit and begged for food outside his local asda and made more money then his local tramp!!

crazzymadman's cuson is really a monkey!!

aflumpire works in a zoo and he gets bit by monkeys everyday.

allornothing works at Melbourne Zoo where there are claims of animal creulty.

allornothing is an offender by overheating the Penguin Encloser!

aflumpire is engaged to bin laden!!

wullie_bhoy doesn't like dirtbikes.

deuce2 is married to Elton john.

allornothing is jelous of that marrage!

aflumpire was a bridesmaid at this wedding and h also arranged the flowers. Elton said he was greatful for the input so agreed to put aflumpire into the next lion king film where he is to play a kangaroo in the middle of.......africa.

Elton John cheated on me with west89, even though west89 is his cousin.

deuce2 was so gutted that he decided to sign up on funkypool for the second time to try and win something back in his life. He felt he had to delete coconut as that was the nickname Elton gave him. His picture is a cross through myself and Reggie's relationship, which he thought he would never get over until he fell for a kangaroo when visiting the lion king set. This kangaroo turned out to be aflumpire who Elton gave his role to as thanks for his flower display.

west89 actually lives in antartica and people call him yeti89 as he is a big ogre!

__talented__ is not talented and cannot actually snowboard. Instead he goes ski-ing, which is a sport for the untalented and over 60s as it is easier than walking.

west89 enjoys skiing with his man-crush, Elton John on the kiddie slopes.

PMSL!

deuce2 cant ski on big slopes, she gets the 'runs' afterwards!

aflumpire has such bad vision, he didn't even notice that deuce2 was actually a man.

I am a guy.

lol....soz m8....i was typing kinda fast.

deuce2's ultimate fantasy is to be a female for a week!

deuce2 eats raw bacon each morning

allornothing eats the scraps of the left over bacon!

aflumpire is jealous of allornothing and his scraps because he loves bacon above all. He's a carnivore, and is allergic to lettuce. In fact, he likes meat raw. Just like all men.

Edited at 23:06 Tue 22/01/08 (GMT)