aflumpire said he wasn't going to use that name again but he still does ...

no....i wasnt going to use aflumpire again for games. i was only using aflumpire for forum...

allornothing cant pass grade 1 reading lessons

haha

aflumpire is really a cricket umpire and he's not very good at his job.

i learn from the best...steve bucknor and Darral Hare!!!

allornothing is nothing.....he never is and he never was a car salesman (his life ambition)

aflumpire used to play cricket blind folded and he would still win.

isnt that good??? lol

allornothing scored a hat trink in a cricket match for blind men. ho0w did he get the hat trick?? he was the only man with sight on the field; including umpires

aflumpire's picture is actually a drawing by himself of a leg with a foot, which looks as though it is kicking an Australian flag. I'm shocked to be honest, that this is allowed for such a proud nation.

no offence to Australia intended before anyone says something

Edited at 08:46 Mon 14/01/08 (GMT)

na m8, thats fine...but most NORMAL people will see it as a TICK lol.

oh well, we all know that west89 is a proud american ( i think) and that he like to dress up as a police women and start to dirct traffic in the middle of Time Square

How can I be police women all by myself.

Aflumpire actually wants me to join him doing this as he is trying to get a job for Gaviscon. (you probably do not have that advert down under)

isnt that for heart burn??

west89's dates (wether he likes guys or girls...thats still unknown), breaks everyones hearts when he takes them to his fav. indian resteraunt where he insists his date to try the hottest dish on the menu by saying to them that it is extreamly mild.

this leads to his paycheck at his 2nd job, gaviscon heart burn relief

Edited at 12:35 Mon 14/01/08 (GMT)

aflumpire is actually part of the british space program. His dream is to put a giant british flag up in space, blanketing the earth in darkness. He will then proceed to change his funkypool stats to 13,405 wins and 1 loss (to make it realistic).

lol...

deuce2 is actully at this months Australian Open tennis tournament.

his duty there is on Rod Laver Arena (the centre court for our international viewers...), everytime the score is at deuce (40-40); his job is to yell out something to try to hit on the players...both male and female.

his worst pick up line has been 'You can grunt with me Maria Sharapovia!'

i cant wait to the whealchair final on RLA!!!

Edited at 20:57 Mon 14/01/08 (GMT)

aflumpire used to work in pizza hut and once he put some worms of a garden in someone's pizza.

allornothin goes around dressed like tht n goes about scarin lil kiddies

pinkyy kicks young kids with her shoe for "fun" so she says.

allornothing likes little children...












only beating them up!

aflumpire once kissed stellaman in public and infront of paula as well.

whatever that is (lol)

allornothing plays tennis Like Any Roddick did last night. Andy Roddick swung and missed 2 balls in the 3rd set...but allornothing just cant hit one at all!

aflumpire throws eggs at passers bye

allornothing is jealous because he has no eggs