Aflumpire was the first chimp into space. He has currently cut off 92% of his hair to sell on ebay as memorabilia, this allows him to buy all the parts to build a shuttle in his shed.

sandi once met michel jackson and fell in love with him that she got her face painted like him

(we had a discussion about this before...in a game room...sandi is ok with it..i think)

aflumpire has secret aspirations to play rugby union for the all blacks

Stellaman is so much of an alcoholic that he doesnt find Paula attractive he is just too drunk to walk out of his house and find someone prettier!

talented once won a game of poker for money but lost his winnings to stella over a game of rugby.

There is no one prettier......well perhaps Kylie

Carl hides pics of Stella in his wallet, which he takes out and looks at on a more than regular basis

stella has been known to drink all the alcohol in a pub.

allornothing likes to drink out of the pub driptrays though

sandman used to be village drunk ...

allornothing has always achieved nothing and never all, not just in fp.

what you mean used too be? lol

west actually lives in the east

the_sandman has never actually seen sand (lives in southend) and is not even a man, not according to mrs_sandman anyway.

I'm from Essex so you are wild yet true, wiseman or wiseboy to be correct.

west used to be a proud leader of a gang but has been caught trying to break into sandman's house.

I'm not from Southend btw.

Allornothing is a tribute to his first love, named after one of their songs. Allornothing; number one Westlife fan.

now now theres wild accusations but dont get to personal, its just a bit of fun

lol oh wiseone, sandman is actually a sandtimer running the time on fp. That's why it is always wrong.

thats true......west89 really is 89 years old

the sandman is from the moon

misterchyme works at the doorbell factory. his job is to invent and program the new doorbell chimes!