If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's you would be McGorgeous

well i did try robin

LMFAOO i would of dropped with laughter if i heard that ! pmsl

This wasn't done seriously...but found it funny all the same:

Her: "Is your name jacob"

Me: 'No, why?'

Her: "Cuz i think you're a cracker"



pmsl...

LMFAOOO Squeezy you make me laugh haha, i didnt even find it funny, its just when you say it ! Im laughing so hard, ahhhhhhh

A girl went pass me and said Im not an Flintstone but i can make your bed rock.

Another fave...


"Excuse me, do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?"

Lool !!

Eurgh....Dates........They Have To Be The Worst Looking And Worst Tasting Things In The World !

lol.....gd one squeezy

Haha, that's going in my dictionary!

"Dave, you want some corn?"
Corniest thing said to me.

I have a VERY good one what a girl said to me

Had me in stitches but I shan't share in fear of a mod becoming upset!

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please stop having your litle digs at us lewis, we are here to do a job if you like it or not

I wasn't having a dig Adidas?

I was just saying... I've learnt my lesson from the jokes thread. Misunderstanding I presume

heres 10p call your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight!!

Edited at 20:42 Sat 19/01/08 (GMT)

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

Ok heres two......
To clearify they WERNT said to me......i swear...I just remember them from a poster or something

"Your ugly, but im intrugued"

And

"You'l do"

Sorry perhaps not corny, but funny none the less

ROflllll

These ones werent sed to me...But they made me laugh

It's your lucky day - my girlfriend dumped me last night, so I'm back on the singles market.

I want you to have my children................................................................ they're in the car outside.

Grab your jacket, you've scored. Let's go.

Im a computer nerd and Id love to byte your bits as you have a beautiful graphical interface.

Be unique and different, say yes.

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.

if i cud rearrange the alphabet id put u and i togehter

Can I borrow your phone? I told my mom I'd call her when I met the girl of my dreams.

*Rolls eyes*