in two places.

in normal life and on funkypool.

on normal life some chick said will you be my fully . im like lol?? (means fully weded aparantly)

on here probly the random chick that is like your totally cute. lol

Edited at 08:59 Tue 4/12/07 (GMT)

quick note to anyone who replies on this thread, be careful what you put, anything rude and your post will be removed and the thread capped.


thanks kev

no problem kev. is it all clean so far
?

Rude? Us? 0=) *chuckle*

Probably "I could get lost in your eyes" On went the shades.

On here... Um, no idea.

ROFL OLI ... classic i wouldve laughed so hard if i saw that

Ive used a really cheesy chat up line and to my genuine surprise it worked ( from max and paddy ). i walked up to a table with 3 women on and said "excuse me ladies, me and my friends find you very attractive and would like to buy you a drink".

On here the worst ive had is when somebody got a golden break in a 9 ball tourny against me then said "gg", i was too busy laughing to notice they may have been having a dig at me, lol.

I nearly got a slap in the face for this, but me and my pals found it funny

I went upto a woman once and said 'your teeth are like stars' after a pause and a little smile from her i carried on and said 'they come out at night'


a fast exit was required

That is quality work tid...!

I kinda hate some of these cliches around, and definately all the catch frases

1 girl said hi to me then came out with ur like the rain u u know the rest

1 fella said he single

Lol It Has To Be Back In My School Days.....

There I Was Walking Down The Corridoor And This Girl Walked Past Me Then Turned Round And Said
"Excuse Me, Did You Just Touch My bottom?"

I Was Like ".....no"

Then She Said "Damn !" And Carried On Walking Roflll

Edited by forum moderator 1_eye, at 17:52 Thu 6/12/07 (GMT)

PMSL, PMSL

lol... i wouldve said and what if i did

Sometimes when my mates and I are out we put in as much cheesy chat-up lines in an empty pint glass, pick a lassie and pull out a cheesy chat-up line.

I can't tell you the best because:


It was incredibly offensive, my mate got called a freak and some other stuff, the girl used some proper bad language that I, again, can't repeat.

Edited at 13:27 Thu 6/12/07 (GMT)

Ruddan; I've had to edit you post due to you swearing, Kev made it very clear about this thread and you of all people should know that swearing, whether abbreviated or not is still swearing.

This is the last warning for this thread.

my favourite which was used on me by an ex was:

'wanna go behind that rock and get a little boulder!'

i just laughed and walked off!

Sorry mate, Didn't realize it would stand as 'swearing'

wheat

Edited at 05:31 Sat 8/12/07 (GMT)