No, cos I've only seen that episode once!

Big fat penguin worked for me and now I'm married with two kids..

wow, kinda puts another spin on it doesn't it. Did I really want the line to work ... guess we'll neva find out!

goo why are you avoiding my question?

uh ? I replied ... actually no I didn't my bad, I was talking to Nev and told him to reply thinking it was from me so look up 5 places. I've only seen that episode once. But it was in an ally wasn't it? You may have beat me on that but I still callenge anyone to beat me in general knowledge!

I accept the challenge for general knowledge.

We get a question each.

My first to you is how do you spell challenge?

can i have a shag

that always works

i know how 2 spell challenge simon, it is c h a l i e a n g e

damn im so good! who's ya daddy! <<< works lmao!

damn i ment 2 thing with 1 sentence, damn why do i have 2 be so good?

Challange ... Mr Simon, was that sarcasm? (But I'm not going to start a fight this time) I'm gonna be a big man and take this abuse from you in the kind way I am sure it was typed.
You want to have a knowledge competition then? Or is this any type of questions we can ask each other? Catch up with you tomorrow night.

okay goo is the giant moth a myth or not?

oh btw gilli i am ya daddy

and i'm pulses' grandmas' false teeth

im no fred flintstone but i'll make ur bedrock

lol really shes been lookin for those for months

my tactic is ask them for a kiss on the cheek... hold out my cheek.... just before they kiss me turn round and kiss them on the lips!!! its so cheeky the girls love it and it always results in a snog

;)

i would laff at all them chat uo lines,,,,,,,,,,,,lmao

the worst chat up line i ever had used on me was...

wow! you have got much better looking with age

I generally have "chat-down lines", by that I mean lines that don't attract a girl's attention, but do the opposite. Very handy when you prefer the single life like I do!

Lines like "I'm glad you're unique, as two of you would be a natural disaster".

"I see what they put in your chest they put in your head as well"...

"Could you speak a little lower please..." (not a misspelt word)

"You make homosexuality more appealing"

Lines like that...

LMAO, yeah those are good ones. I don't have any, it basically revolves around:

"Your sexy as!"
"Av ya seen her, she doesn't look very sturdy, I'll just go give her another bone"
Last one is quite poor, but thought it was worth saying.
:-)