Hi, can I buy you a drink ... original but apparently works.

The line "I'm rich and have a nice car" will pretty much get you any girl in Bognor.
And just so that Simon doens't have any witty comments, my ladies from Elmer not Bognor!

elmer? isnt that the dude with the shotgun in the cartoons...? and bognor?!?!?! that sounds like a battle ship or something!

Bognor Regis dagnamit! Great place, we got a butlins, umm ... a pier ... and some public toilets.
Yeah I know that guy with the shotgun, it could be Elmer. But I'm not an authority on cartoons I'm afraid, unless it's the Simpsons in which case I challenge anyone to beat me at Simpsons knowledge!
Yeah, on that note, Bognor Rules!

i like the simpsons top class they are

I've been to bognor about 5 times, last time I went was when i was 11 years old!

what was maggie simpsons first sentence, goo? not word, that was "dad" her first sentence was..?

(it was ina vision, but it still counts)

lol goo.....i challenge you, to a race around the world, tommorow at leicter square, the queen herself shall drop the chequered flag, who said this quote

Pulse, that was Bart to Lisa me thinks, Mislead, God knows, ... ummm ... either, when maggie goes to the posh nursery school episode, and thats all I can think of, she doesn't talk in the lisa getting married one. She says daddily googlie on the one where flanders adopt the kids, but god knows, fill me in !

ah but that was a relatively easy question.......who was the first person homer helped when he was the pieman, and what was happening 2 sed person?

goo, maggies first sentence was "it's your fault i cant talk" she said it in a day dream that bart had

what episode ?

it's all your fault, it's all your fault, yeah yeah yeah, me remembers, umm .. the thanksgiving episode. Where bart runs away! Please say that's right otherwise I'm completly wrong!

Never been able to watch simpsons. It's quite good. Watched it at school a few times, but the times it's on isn't convenient for me, due to my personal hobbies.

y....what stops it?

people hogging tv, oh and swimming. Whilst i swim people still hog the tv ;)

if i were a bogey i'd pick you first


(i've actually said that to someone before!)

is it not if you were a bogey i'd pick you first?

yeah :(

did it work?

The worse one I've ever used on a girl at the train station was ... wait for it. ... "heavy penguins"

Story behind that one is the train station empty, execpt me good looking girl comes on walks around for a while looks at me couple of times I look back then she comes and sits on the same bench as me.
Not wanting to look like a fool I try and start a good conversation, it was meant to go ...
Goo: Heavy penguins,
Girl: uh?
Goo: Something to break the ice with
Girl: oh your so witty ... etc etc
and the conversation would flow,

How it really went
Goo: heavy penguins
Girl: *gets up walks away to other side of platform"
A great day for the Goo!

so goo answer my other question....who was the first person homer(pieman) helped when he was pieman, what was happening to that person?