What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

^^^does that make sense or did i type it wrong? ah well its getting late, thats my excuse and im sticking to it!

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

Are you a sargeant? Cause you make my privates stand up straight.

Lets play Pearl Harber, I lay down and you blow me to heaven

What's a big girl like you doing in a small town like this.

^^i very much doubt that ones gonna work :O) (not recommended)

wow...worked for me

if you were a bogie i'd pick you first

my love for you is like diarrhoea, i just cant keep it in

lol mislead are funnier

just doin my bit ;-)

The direct act works better I think........

Get your t*ts out for the lads!!!!

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

That's a classic simon!

LOL

8-)

do you come from Tennessee because your the only ten i see

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put U & I together!!!!

gurl your legs must be tired coz uve been running through my mind all day

ive lost my phone number can i have yours

nice legs what time do they open

lol

do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past you again?

you like my name you should hear my phone number

8-}

so, your a girl huh?

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word