... pre-ordered...

. . . multi-coloured hair pieces for people to wear when they had.....

... a little to much on the alcohol side of things. This turned out to be a right old laugh on Friday night, when a group of people went fishing at the abandoned fish finger factory, where...

..instead of finding Fish Fingers, which might i add, they were looking forward to, they found a whole load of mouldy sox belonging to Hightops and. . .

... his pet beaver, Phil. Hightops and Phil happened to be on holiday in Cameroon that night, so the sox were used as...

(pmsl)

...they had nothing else to use to clean the...

... oven in which they had cooked...

.......a old pie which they found in the park when they had been walking through there on the way home from,,,,,,

an all nighter! just round the corner and down the...

...road, they saw a cow sleeping standing up, as cows do. They thought "Let's knock the cow over! Lol." So into the field they went...

Creeping upon the poor cow...they suddenly see a huge pile of steaming...

.....hot looking girls from Funkypool! They was in a pile cos they were tipsy and were playing Twister and fell and burst out laughing sounding like they had all been on helium like ya have in balloons that float way up in the sky if you let go of the string that the fella puts on them when you buy them off him for £2.99 which is just a total..............

...rip-off. So, these girls...

..were not just your average girl-next-door type..oh nooooo they were........

...put there by the farmer to distract men who would attempt to knock over his cattle. They...

...wanted a bird (GF lol) for good old Worzel Gummidge cos his straw was in need of a good....

BUMPED!!!

...seeing to. It had become all worn and torn and all. So it was decided that...

... when bommy night was over, everyone was going to have a go at making things like...

...big wickermen like in that movie with Edward Woodward. So...