It, now she wants to go the X factor because...

... Andy Murray will be performing his number one hit single live during the final. His new single called...

''I lost '', which is a shame because he was...

One of the best in the...

.. world of cricket. he was even on the team when ..

Tatty decided to use the @ that much that he.......

... decided to get an e-mail address just so he could stare at said @s for hours on end. When he finally re-entered civilisation...

...he found he'd been transfixed on his @'s so much that time had past him by and it was now...

... 10th September 2009. This meant he had been transfixed on his @s for a little over...

....an hour! He wasted that hour staring at his @'s when he could of actually been shopping at the Asda where they 'roll back' and have lots of...

Goodies @ cheap prices, now he is that crazy about @'s all he wants to type is ''@@@@@'' it gets to the point where he...

... legally changes his name to P@t! . P@t with his new name decided to go drinking where...

He meets a man called S@m, and they get drunk and....

... end up in a helicopter over San Francisco! Now, this violated San Francisco air traffic laws, so they ended up being chased across America by a group of Apache helicopters. When they reached Washington DC...

. . . the FBI was waiting for them with a huge Strawberry cheesecake, topped with. . .

Nuclear war heads, so they accidently blew up the whole of America....

... when S@m woke up from this dream, he found that lying in bed next to him was...

. . . . just not what he expected! He was so shocked to find the one and only. . . .

... person whom he had never imagined of meeting, let alone sleep with, who was called ...

. . . out of the bar and told to go to Tattys bed before he woke! This person went by the name of. . .