keep his bits covered with but

The leaf was huuuuges cos Cloony only had a small.........

...conscience and he wanted everyone to know of and be "converted" by the size of his "massive gun of death", as Zodiac so eloquently put it!

Not only did Zodiac say that ,,he also...

Became ruler of earth and decided to put cloone into ego-rehab until he stops talking about hismelf so much

Then cloone broke out and threatened to kill zodiac and kidnap his wife

But once zodiac's wife found out about clooneman's plans, she said "I don't need to be kidnapped, I'd go willingly with Clooneman! I'd let him..." etc. So she went to find him. But...

Then realised how awesome Zodiac was and decided to turn to clooneman and tell him that he smells bad and even the best aftershave couldn't take the smell away...not even davidoff cool water which she holds in high regard.....But then....

Edited at 03:53 Fri 19/12/08 (GMT)

..clooneman suddenly disrobed himself! And when zodiac's wife saw what clooneman had that zodiac didn't have, she knew there was no way she could go back to Zodiac! So she called out "Oh Clooneman, Clooneman! Come and take me away, for I see that thing you have got that Zodiac has not got!" For it was true, Zodiac had not got that thing that Clooneman had got. "Yum!" she thought, thinking of how she and Clooneman would spend the rest of their days, and nights.

Without her beloved Zodiac, so she hatched a plan to make Cloony the Loony think that t'was him she wanted but really she was dying for a cuppa so she went down to make one but someone knocked on the door and when she answered it, it was the funky police who had been informed that.......

Clooneman actually eats children whole......Cooks them in a massive pot...When the police knew this they...........

...instantly though "No way! Clooneman eats kiddies?" But Zodiac's wife said "Nooo, you've misheard it! That's not the thing he's famous for among all the women through the land! He doesn't kiddies, he eats d-"

BOOOOOOM! She never got to finish her sentence as the whole town, barony and county were shaken by a huge explosion that stunned everybody. It was...

Followed by a nasty smell cos She farted, leaving Loony reeling and gasping for breath, so he ran outside and Zody ran back in and ......

Got a phone to ring the fart emergency room for fart related problems and asked for assist when clooneman ran back inside to tell zodiac that he looks trim and buff and was in awe at his awesome pecks of steel as was paula who entered the room suddenly.She then said......

I Kissed An Girl And I Liked It.

(Ive pmslllllllllll @ that)


Then she........












(Cant post for laffing)

Had to decide who she wanted to leave with Zodiac or cloone so she decided to go with....

Her gut feeling but that made her get tummy ache so she.....