....With the 'ole hag from down the road, yano the one? the type that looks like theyve been dragged thru a hedge backwards, full of bright red (Ew i hate bright red) lippy and smudged mascara with all her roots showing and she thinks shes 19 but really she looks like Dot Cotton when she's flipped cos she discovered she ran outta fags and the Minute Mart was shut so she had to run to the high street ! ! ! Talking of Red Lippy, once.......

upon a time, Marcello Lippy (aka King Lippy) had...

an allergy to something that made her lips swell up like

...the time the rabbit bounded across the road to the neighbours just so he could..

Bounded lmao do you mean bounced



show how he could bounce






lmao

But he bounced too hard and squashed his...

...

football which he had only just bought

a couple days ago

(Nope Jill, i meant bounded LOL)

....when the sun was shining, everyone decided to take a trip to the park so they could build an assault course and pair up in order to......

...run around the place aqnd look for hippies and nudists...

when all of a sudden he looked over and guess who was sat with the hippies and nudist , yes youve got it,so loony shouted over to Paula and Pitty Bean and said

...in his very very stern voice...

"Uncloth yourselves and present yourselves to me at once! My hands' passports are stamped and they're ready to explore!!!!!"

"So many countries i wish to see and destroy with my massive gun of death!!!!"

but ur just too nice to do that arent u my lil friend

......so with that, Paula and Pitty bean didnt have to.....

walk out in the cold cause cloone pulled up in his

Birthday suit and took out a...

Fig leaf,what he had been using to