She was attacked by a giant...

Hotheaded............

Creme Egg, trying to make her buy more More MORE! As the Egg chased her, Paula...

Stopped suddenly and..

unravelled the creamy,sweet,sticky..........

mess that was inside, the sweet sticky mess was all up for her.......

Sweet self, she just lurrrrrved.......

small egyptian tacos. This lead to a case of severe....

acne that made her look like that bird from

funkypool called ..........

super acne paula birdman.

Superacnepaulabirdman (SAPBM for short) fights crime by crushing them with it's giant acne. The Mafia called this death...

ooze.

This is because the acne, when burst, releases...

magic acne ooze that dissolves your liver, making you dead and stuff. Acne ooze is also useful for...

Creating Dragons!

The mafia then use these dragons for...

vacations to the antarctic, where they were fighting for control of the southern ice cap with..

Jelly Swords as weapons that were really only used for....

Eating,but paula deciced she didnt want to ruin her teeth so she used it to

kill the mafia in a massacre known as the...

STW!

Was a very carefully organised thing this STW and it meant..........

what the heck is STW or am i thick













oiiiiiiiiiii and dont say thick lmao