She was as backward as her name! Anyway.........

Paula felt she wanted to explain her love of running babies over in wheelbarrows, so..

When the man from Delmonte.........

told paula her last post made no sense... She ran over his baby with a wheelbarrow, so he..

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Told her, that the NES was just a thread to post anything that follows on from the Prev post in order to keep it from NEVER ENDING, so thats what she did and besides....

Other people understood what paula said,well almost everyone,so paula decided to

Dance naked in the rain with Jill so they cud raise money for..........

OOOOOOOOOOEEERRRR lmao,,for the funky pool site,but when nick saw what they were doing,he

Hired them for himself cos they looked sooooooooooo

sexy,he couldnt beleive his luck had changed,until stella shouted oiiiiiiiiiii nicky boy put your eyes back in your head,thats my paula,nick looked at stella and

Sed.."Is it yeah EH? EH? .... yano what have her, she does nothing but fart all day"

Paula looked disgusted and glared @ Nick then she turned to Jill and........

said in a fred elliot voice,,diddddddd yooooouuuuu hear that,jill said well come on paula you do a lot of farting pmsl,just as jill said it,paula let out a

Sigh of relief (ha ya thought id say fart then didnt ya? well NO! pmsl) anyway........

As this is SUPPOSED to be a NEVER ENDING STORY, Paula decided to BUMP it once again and started off by Saying...

"BUMP BUMP BUMP," followed swiftly by...

"OOER! What was that?" and....




















HA @ YOU!

"Who's there?"

A voice in the dark answered...

"Wouldnt you like to know"....This was scary cos..

Paula recognised the voice, but couldn't remember whose it was! So she...

Tried to stay calm cos she was scared of the dark cos one night last November she fancied a Cream Egg and her mum wouldnt give her a lift to the All Night Asda so she thought HUH and cos she wanted this cream egg soooooooooo bad she walked in the dark all on her lil owm, and she was dead nervous but she kept thinking... cream egg cream egg yum yum cream egg! Anyway on her way.....