'BUMPED'

C'mon Stella baby..wheres me Sheep poem?

*TUTS* Right forget the Sheep one, waited too long

Title: Smiling

SMILING

When you are happy, once in a while
Relax your face, and crack a smile
Make it big, and make it wide
Smile at everyone, and please don't hide

Smiling is great, it makes people happy
Even a young baby, still in it's nappy
Smile all the time, it makes people think
I smiled at a girl today, and then got a wink

Made me feel great, made me feel good
That is still how I feel, and so I should
Try not to feel down, try not to feel sad
These type of feelings are seriously bad

Think of things happy, think of things glad
Think of the happy times, that you have had
Then all of a sudden, something starts to begin
Your mouth starts to turn, into a great big grin

Sitting here typing, for this short while
I too have managed, to generate a huge smile
But I have a reason, for this smile that is wry
If it weren't for My Paula, I'll bloody well cry

~Stell~




Edited at 19:07 Mon 7/04/08 (BST)

WOO WOOOO BABY I love that

Ur getting better and better yanno

*HUGS*

OK OK .......

SHEEP

SHEEP

It's round about midnight, in the valleys of Wales
The women are asleep, after too many Ales
Their men start to stir, open one eye and peep
Then head for the hills, in search of their sheep
It's dark, its winter, it's bloody well cold
But this is no barrier for one who's so bold
They climb up the mountain, they all have full bellies
Dressed in a coat, and bloody great wellies
They wait for the cry, the one they all know
From their favourite sheep, that makes them glow
I have two on the go, Baaarbara and Sally
The second one, with whom I've become quite pally
They know me well, they even know my Smell
I swear to god one day I heard?..Baaaaaaa here comes our Stell
But the joke ends hear, The Welsh aren't the sinners
You think that we do them,you lot eat them, for ya dinners

~Stell~

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IVE WEED! PMSL

Im NOT eating Lamb any more


EXCELLENT bab Really

lmao

good one stella

food for thought now

Grae and I are sitting at the comp and we are doing alternate lines of the poem between us!!

Me to start...


I woke up early on a Tuesday morn (Orchid)
Giving Orchy a smack as i stretched with a yawn (Grae)
*ouch ya git* i angrily said (Orchid)
Was the last thing i heard before pushed out of bed! (Grae)
You smacked me ya div, what d'ya expect??? (Orchid)
After the way i treat ya, a lil respect!! (Grae)
I got up to look at the bruise on my face.. (Orchid)
I can't believe i done it, what a bloody disgrace! (Grae)



Edited at 13:26 Tue 8/04/08 (BST)

HAHAHA Thats great that Lougrae

Alternate lines part deux;-

The grass is cut and the weeds have been killed (grae)
My muscles are aching it's time that I chilled(orchy)
And sitting here calmly my thoughts turn to dinner (grae)
I'm not having much i'm trying to get thinner (orchy)
So few carbohydrates can be on the plate (grae)
"You best get cooking then, cos I ain't eating late!! (orchy)
I've taken my orders its time that I went(grae)
Well move your backside then , enough time on here you've spent (orchy).....

Wooooooooooo Go Lougrae


Title: Fun and Games

Alternate lines part three ;-

It's evening now we've had our dinner(orchid)
After all that we ate we won't be much thinner(grae)
We slumped on the couch to watch the soaps (Orchid)
Emmy and rearenders we had high hopes (Grae)
Some action was seen by the King brothers (orchy)
But more should be seen from under the covers (Grae)
The dishes are soaking in hot soapy water(Orchy)
Orchy's dad get here quick and control your daughter (Grae)
Now we are both off to get wet together (orchy)
Let's hope tomorrow brings us all better weather (grae)



Orchy and Grae signing off .. News at Ten somewhere in England ... night night all

LMAO Luv it...


Title for My Stell: TOGETHER

BUMPED! and ANYONE can do that title btw

Things that go TOGETHER, are the birds and bees
And lots of other quirky things, just like these
Fish and chips, even toast and cheese
Fish in the river, and leaves on the trees
Ducks on the pond, Jack Daniels and Coke
Paula and Pool. Nah! That?s just a joke
We have Wales and Rugby, Italy and Footy
Jayzee and Beyonce, shaking her booty
Cats and Dogs, bangers and mash
Tids and the booze cruise, binmen and trash
Graeme and Lou Loo, Bobby and Meliss
Chasing each other on Kick or kiss
Ice cream and wafers, curry and rice
Some of the things that make togetherness nice
One other thing, There's Paula and Stell
Some people say that this couple is swell
But whatever their troubles, whatever the weather
They really do know the meaning of TOGETHER

~Stell~

LOVE IT! Excellent that Stell *HUGS*


New Title: RHINO'S ))

Edited at 16:15 Fri 11/04/08 (BST)

Wooo Brill Poem Stell!!

A poem about a game site a site called Funkypool
Where ppl can play chat and laff and everyone is cool
You have got the chat room the garage and funky blues
Members bar and game rooms usually played in twos
Try your hand at Uk 8ball 9ball or even U.S Eight
Or just have a practice, while your chattin to a mate
Add people to your friend list some you can ignore
You'll soon find that you visit here more and even more
A Game of golf thats mini, forums with lots of threads
A site thats kept many a person, away from their beds
Fun, games and Gen chat where ppl can say hello
A thread placed on game shouts where all dedi's go
Tournys you can enter get your name placed on the list
Win or Lose by skill or Fluke play ur game with a twist
Friendly games or ranked ones each played the same
Choose to be a polite player remember its just a game
Whatever ur reason for visiting ur hooked as soon as you 'CLIK'
Cos this really is the greatest site owned by the mighty NICK

~Paula~

Great poems Paula and Stell!

Thanks Bob...

When we getting one from YOU then