Joke was shocking thats why Tids, no wonder we don't see ya on the Jokes thread

Off to OZ are we then?? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SI oh and 111 icon too

*Goes off to see BB to arrange this evenings gambling festivities, and rubs hands with glee*

*Whistles....im in the money*

shurrup you

*takes his cards while he stokes the boiler*

ok BB and stella crack open this 400 year old rum

*places it on the table*

*Takes bottle a takes a neat swig*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh *shivers* thats the stuff !!

*wipes chops with the back of his hand, and passes bottle to tids*

Be Jeeeesus that'll warm ya cokles mate (sts)

*Deals cards*

Edited at 14:02 Sun 2/03/08 (GMT)

*rolls cuban from one side of mouth to the other then strikes a match on his stubble and cooly lights the cuban,throws one side of his ponch over his right shoulder and looks up from under his dusty,weathered stetson and in a smooth cool voice and says*

Ok tuko.......your move

*Follows the Stench of booze, cubans, and sweaty farty men*

OI! *Hands on hips*

"Am not having this yano, am sik of being the only girl here as it is and you pair think its ok to leave all ya mess up there" *Points to ceiling meaning up on deck* WELL NO! get ya backsides up now and come and help me!


*Marches back upstairs*

*bites into cuban*

womeeeen

*Sits in his cabin counting his winnings*

Chuckle, heh heh heh, done em again !!

*Hears the door creak, and quickly jumps up and stuffs money under the pillow*

Oh hello baby *sits quietly and adjusts halo*

errr just popped in to clean up cariad, ok
Where's the duster *gives sheepish grin*

*goes and changes into some sailing gear, emerges with some whiter than white starched knee length shorts with the sharpest of creases down the front, knee high grey socks with a nice garter under each flap,a crisp clean shirt, nicely laundered like his shorts and a clean cap....with a glint from his shiny teeth tids grabs a can of coke, opens it up and suddenly all the contents of it spray all over his fine attire*

F-f-f-f-f-f-flip.....which numpty shook this up

*goes back to change and comes back out looking like 'man at oxfam'

well thats better and far more comfy
we nearly at osprelia...i mean australia yet navigator?

LMAOOO @ Osprelia !! (that a dig @ Welsh Rugby Tids eh? eh?)

*Dusts cabin*

*Wakes up, yawns and stretches*

OMG im aching after all that cleaning yesterday !!
Bloody Tids owes me for this !!

*sticks hand under pillow* AHA!! *Grins*

*Stuffs winnings in a safe place, grabs towel and gel, and heads off for a shower*

*whistles "Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day, i've got a wonderful feeling, something is coming my way" (sts)*

*Wakes and shouts*

"Oi soft lad, 'Cha singing like that forrrrrrrr"?

*mumbles*..Noisy git!

*sticks her robe on, goes to bathroom, brushes and swills and heads on deck banging on ALL cabin doors and shouting names as she does*

RISE AND SHINE PPL!

*emerges from shower with hair and body still glistening wet*

*walks past his Paula...winks... and heads back to cabin*

('Cha doing that for *tuts* LMAO)

*watches her handsome Stell calmly stroll past lookin sexy as ever..and...burns the toast*

Stupid toaster!

*MAKES TOAST*

*Sits at the table, itching to go to the cabin but plays hard to get*





(LMAO)



GRUBS UP SHIPMATES!

*hears Paula banging on his door*

What time is it? Did I hear grub mentioned?

*shoots out door*

*opens cabin door, and unties towel*

*Shouts* Hey Paula WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (SI)

PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Edited at 08:41 Tue 4/03/08 (GMT)

(bab edit ur LMAO)

*ignores the calling call from her baby, pretending she cant hear him cos she knows she will go back the cabin*(LMAOOO)


BOB! Morning, what wud you like?

Toast? Or Toast?

Erm... toast sounds good

Where are we off to today, Paula?

Oh bugga ya then *strops back into cabin*

*steps on YKW and goes flying*

*SHOUTS* PAAAULLAA what have i told ya about that bloody thing!! Jeeeeeesss

And by the way, i want cheese on my toast, and i DON'T want the burnt piece either.

*Smiles to herself thinking..HE WANTS ME* (im pmsl)


*shouts* OMG BABY U OK IN THERE??


*makes his cheese on toast and places on a lil plate wiv de wickle wose awww*


*hands Bob his toast and hugs him*...morning you!
Are ya feeling ok mate? U been in ur cabin for agesssssssssss yano *smiles*

Were off to YO HOMETOWN!

*munches food*

*Looks round for his cuppa*

PAULA........TEA !!!