Flippin heck tids do you have to make a noise,ok puts kettle on what you having pet lmao anyone else for a brew

Tea please milk and 9 sugars

One ice cold tin of of amber liquid please oh cheeky one

*strolls on deck and relaxes in his hammock*

oh yeah

*he says uncomfortably*

ill 'ave a bevvy too, but need me brew for my sugar level ......dont want you thinking i cant take my ale

*awkwardly tries to explain*

*rolls eyes* 9 sugars my foot,not good for you tids tuts,you will have 2 and like it,flips cold tin to stella *oiiii catch it then* and dont forget to tap the top then it wont go all over you

lmaooooooo *lets tin settle*

What are gonna do with all that fish you caught then? havent had a knees up and a barbie for a while have we ??

*opens tin a takes a manly slurp*

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrpppp

whoops excuse moi *blush*

b-b-b-b-but i neeeeeed 9 sugars cheeky, but for goodness sake dont stir it, I hate sweet tea

*Grabs a tinny from the cooler,opens fine beverage to the lovely sound of beer woken up and takes a huuuuge gobful*

BUUUUUUUUUUURP


haha beat that one my stellameister

*tosses him a cuban*

right we gonna get the deck decked out with party stuff then?

Cheeky you gonna make some chocolate rice crispie cakes??

*whispers to stella*

you fancy getting out the long polythene sheet with the hosepipe and fairy liquid? slide time

Tell you what tids,you make a nice birthday cake lol,oh i do,hurry up gets all excited now yipppppeeeeeee a water slide

*changes into his speedos then shouts out of his slightly opened cabin door*

oooer i ate too many pies, anyone got any swim shorts, these are too small?

*dangles speedos from his finger*

grabs his slightly lardy waist

lmao no comment,tell you what tids use your Y. Fronts they could do with a wash looks at tids starts to laugh,omg what do you look like lmao

*finds his full cover stripy swimsuit and cap*
(think early 1900's style)

ta daaaaaaaaaa what you think of this then? its a bit itchy here and there......but thats wool,for ya

*wiggles around like richie in bottom*

no comment tids pmsl

*emerges semi naked in boxers with 5'oclock shadow and 'man scratches' looks around and shouts*

WAKEY WAKEY

*RUNS AROUND BANGING ON DOORS*

Oiiiiiiiiii did you have to be so loud,well now you have woke me,i will have a brew please chuck,oh and some brekkie if you dont mind,snuggles back under quilt shout me when its ready

*wakes, yawns and stretches(sts)

*jogs around the ship twice, leaps over board and swims 3 laps of the anchored vessel, climbs back on board, has a shower, makes breakfast......and scoffs it*

Right then, seeing as no one is about, i'll just relax all day today.

*clambers into hammock, sparks up a cuban, applies suncream, turns on i-pod and chills*

Muah-hah-hah-hah-ah-ahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
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I demand obedience from you all; serve me well and be ye rewarded, O my minions

*comes back from fishing with a load of Halibut tied together, pulls a loose one out and slaps cloone across the face with it*

Oh shut yer noise you,...... you and your ramblings

*pulls out a live Halibut from a bucket of water and places it on an unsuspecting sun-bathing stella*

Oi you get yer lazy carcass up Billy Idol.....you having an attack of the paula-itis? thats all she bloody does all day.......lounges around.......I bet shes lying down somewhere on that damn pilgramige 'n all!!

*looks around*

wheres me ol' m8 cheeky gone?

come too think of it.....its darn quiet around here, we need some new crew members on board





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Edited at 13:37 Fri 16/11/07 (GMT)

Edited at 13:38 Fri 16/11/07 (GMT)

*shouts *tids wooohoooooooo im here,anychance of a brew, feelin really parched,but dont take to long, stretches and lies back down,sayin oh what a life

*has his personal tape player on listening to Iron Maiden album Killers sings from track off the album*

Murder in the rue morge.........

The where?