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wot kind of joke is that.

who said it was a joke? do u hink everyhing is a joke?

is that ajoke too m8

maybe

stop it

naw

Make Love Not War

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Casino went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that." "It's worse than that, father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."

The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one more question ."

"And what is that?" asked the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?"

lol

u like that joke lol.

this int a joke it happend to me to nite its just funni wel it is now

i was out in mi m8s car just drivein round like ya do ,,, an she sed omg there is a horse on rd i lafed an sed shut up u fool but there was 1 an it ran towards the car an wel nearly hit an now the police r tryin to catch it lol it was so funni lol hahahahah i sh** my self tho

Beautiful

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.”

“Very good, Suzie,” replied the teacher.

She then called on little Michael.

“My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,” he said.

“Excellent, Michael!”

Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.

“Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful, ......just f**king beautiful!’”

no

y do u keep sayin no?

the jk was nae funni

the jk was nae funni? wot...? and they say i cant spell lol.

Ok, I'll speak like this since you don't understand a scottish accent.

The joke wasn't funny.


legit?

if i cant understand u then ur not spellin right m8. i need to beable to read it.

it was coming up 2 xmas and a little boy asks his mother " mum do they hav xmas decorations in vietnam?" the mother replies " no son, but this year they're hangin glitter. "

News has just come in that bird flu affects small c0cks 1st..... i thort i'd warn u immediately!

wats red, white, blue and funny?

a busload of rangers fans goin off a cliff


y is 3 rangers fans going off a cliff in a 4 seata car a sin??

they cud hav killed 1 more