whats the difference between achne and micheal jackson???

achne dont come on ur face till ur 13


how they gonna decide a new pope

pope idol

2 crap jokes that almost everyone has heard

Chances are someone hasn't heard 'em yet so they need to be posted. Noice.

lol cheers raiden

two monkeys in a bath one of the monkeys goes oh oh oh ah ah ah, n the other goes to it wots up is it hot!!!

lol gd 1

thats gud

wat have michael jackson and the ps2 have in common??


there both made of plastic and kids turn them on

how does micheal jackson pick his nose?


from a catalog

thats even beta!!!

a boy asks his mum,'is god black or white',

his mum replies,'hes both'.

the boy then asks,'is god g*y or straight',

his mum replies,'hes both'.

then the boy asks,'is god a man or a woman',

his mum replies,'hes both'.

the boy finally asks,'is god michael jackson'.

What did the mother at the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Excuse me, but you're in my son!


Ohhh i shouldn't laugh!

what has santa clause got in common with
micheal jackson?

they both go into little boys rooms to empty their sacks


just thought i'd join the "old jokes club" ;-)

lol

Why do brunettes take blondes shopping with them?
So they can park in the handicap spaces.

bit too far

There's a certain limit with jokes you can't pass, you just passed that limit.

yep! grrrrrrr

okay im sorry but i didnt create the joke im just the messenger

i thought it was quite good

oui madam